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Post by nerdmissile on Mar 15, 2009 21:29:46 GMT
Dear American Apparel,
IMAGE REDACTED
Seriously?
- Bewildered, London
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 15, 2009 21:35:15 GMT
Dear Horne and Corden, Your new sketch show is shit, so is Gavin and Stacey as well actually. I tried to give you a chance but neither of you are funny. Yasmin.
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Post by wanderer on Mar 16, 2009 15:43:54 GMT
Dear Boss. I hate that you volunteer me for everything 'cos i can't say no. With you and college work I have no time for a social life, the people on my course HATE ME, and i'm getting depressed because I have no social interation with anyone I actually LIKE!!! I'm really lonely, belive me. And i don't really like you. I must learn to say no. But I'm not that evil... Thank you for letting me rant. M.
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Post by singingkat on Mar 16, 2009 19:36:09 GMT
Dear parents, Do you think that you could give me some slack? I'm only 17, and I don't have a lot of worldly experience. I should be allowed to fuck up with out being kicked out. Much love, Jacky.
Dear boy, I know this weekend was fun, and that you really like me, but I don't think you are too immature, and we have nothing in common. Please don't feel too bad but I don't want you and me to ever be anything more than friends. Much love, Jacky
P.S. It's not the best idea to tell the girl your trying to fuck, that you woke up with a naked girl on you, and that you had a different girl in the bathroom with you while having a shower, or about the shack behind your school where you go to have sex when your horny....ect. It doesn't make them want you more, or raise their confidence in you.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 16, 2009 20:57:52 GMT
Dear computer, get your act together, make msn work and let me open My Docs GODDAMMIT.
Dear Rhianne, One day you'll have a boyfriend, I promise. It'll be ok. Now go write words. xx
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 17, 2009 5:25:37 GMT
Dear Starbucks, Peets, & other places that take names, it will never be Cloeiy, Cleo, Cloe, Clori, or Corey. x C-h-l-o-e
Dear Eyeballs, I never knew you could be sore. But you can stop now, thanks. x Chloe
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Post by stilllovexpatrick on Mar 17, 2009 10:00:27 GMT
Dear Rhianne, One day you'll have a boyfriend, I promise. It'll be ok. Now go write words. xx This is a day that nobody can avoid. For better or for worse. ONE kiss
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Post by wanderer on Mar 17, 2009 15:49:10 GMT
Dear CornwallBoy. Please answer my text, please be there tonight. I know I'm a good-for-nothing forgetfull little girl but I do like you, I do want to see you and I'm sorry if you turned out last night and I wasn't there, I did try to warn you. Please be there tonight! Fingers crossed, Wanderer.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 17, 2009 21:00:03 GMT
Dear Naomi and Megan, Me, Esther and Laura are all pissed off with you for taking S, L and E in your room. You knew they were meant to be coming with us, and now we are stuck with people like Tash, who I will end up killing. Just letting you know that we are NOT pleased. It was bad enough you betraying us and going with LJ and EE anyway, let alone doing this as well. Bitches. That is all Love, Rhianne x
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Post by jadeface on Mar 17, 2009 22:35:21 GMT
Dear Pilot Drawing Pens, You came in a set of three, and I can only find 01, and 05. Where are you 03? I need you. Love, Jade.
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Post by Lauren on Mar 17, 2009 23:47:54 GMT
Dear employer,
Can I try riding your brand new motorcycle? It looks so awesome. And 85 mpg. That's fantastic.
I'll be careful. Promise. -Lauren
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Post by sarah on Mar 18, 2009 0:02:20 GMT
dear next few weeks hurry up oh god what seriously i am so bored from sarah
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Post by thornyking on Mar 18, 2009 7:50:04 GMT
dear paper, I am glad I finished you, even though you are late. I can't believe I was petrified via anxiety over you. purging you, erik
dear hair, You were trimmed very badly. I'm sorry for that, and I'm sorry I now have to hate you. You make my face look fucking massive again. I can't believe you have such an effect on me; I'm getting obsessive. Grow out already. hartbrokenz, erik
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Post by jadeface on Mar 18, 2009 9:35:29 GMT
Dear essay, Go WRITE yourself. No love, Jade
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Post by Caro on Mar 18, 2009 13:56:00 GMT
Mr. B oh dear god, I never thought I'd actually miss you. But I do! this is weird. the new teacher is a complete retard. =/ caro
dear katie, I'm waiting patiently for your letter =) Is there one on it's way? xx caro
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 18, 2009 14:03:20 GMT
Dear cheese, Are you the one making my tummy hurt? Allison (sorry, other Allison )
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Post by peppermintstripe on Mar 23, 2009 20:12:45 GMT
JD. i **** you. the times i've been with you have been the most magical moments of my life. i try not to use that word but i so dearly want to. i've never felt like this over anyone before.
with every other guy it's always mattered how i look what i say how i act but with you...i can just relax, i can be myself.
and i don't know why, but everytime i'm with you we end up in the most unlikely places and situations. we can find fun on the gray-est of days. it's so insane. beautiful. ohh. (love)
but you see. these last few weeks i've worried. i swear there is something growing inside of me a result of our love and i'm so scared because i don't know and i'm terrified of telling you because then it all becomes real. right now i could destroy this as if it was a disease and then everything would be okay i would be free but if we spoke it over it would become "ours" and not just "mine" i'm scared it would become a life.
you're magical but i don't want this.
ohh. i'm falling still.
ACX
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 23, 2009 20:29:32 GMT
Dear Woman In Black, Please don't be too scary, i don't want to wet myself in front of everyone :/ Love, Rhianne
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Post by cometojoy on Mar 23, 2009 20:50:22 GMT
Dear Rhi HAHAHAHA Love Jake.
Dear Newly Layered Hair Don't be layered anymore. Love Jake.
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 23, 2009 20:54:06 GMT
Dear Swimming Pool, Lower your prices! Okay thanks Yasmin.
Dear Ivor Please leave teaching now. You're terrible at teaching Media even though you told me you 'invented' it. Coursework is due in this week and nobody has any idea what they're doing. It's okay though, I can forgive you a little bit cause I like your big white beard. Love Yasmin
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