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Post by jadeface on Mar 23, 2009 22:36:53 GMT
Dear 5 assignments. I don't want to do you anymore Website: you are rubbish, and group work is worse, when I have to organise things and it's very hard when no one replies... Film: You will be rubbish, but I will film and edit you in two days, I am determined. 3 essays: I hate you all. Frustrated, Jade.
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Post by stilllovexpatrick on Mar 23, 2009 23:33:04 GMT
Dear Patrick Wolf: Let's masturbate!
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 23, 2009 23:42:33 GMT
Dear "roomies,"
Don't use my organic cooking spray and not talk to me. I WILL take it away. Bitches.
xx
PS: Please stop listening to that horrid and mysteriously popular Sean Paul song... I'm begging you...
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Post by jay on Mar 23, 2009 23:48:59 GMT
dear trolls, lololololol xx
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Post by mimicry on Mar 24, 2009 0:16:35 GMT
Dear Slow-Moving Girl In Front Of Me In The Sandwich Line at Dinner This Evening, Stop talking on your cellphone. You took too long selecting your bread choice, so don't glare at me when I know what bread I want, so I take it and stand in line behind you, expecting you to move forward. Also don't glare at me when I am dishing out my egg salad and you want to reach around me-- that is, behind you, the part of the line you have already passed. Finally, your sandwich looks like hell. Eating my delicious sandwich, Me
Dear Dumb People in My Art History Class, You are dumb. You are bad people and should feel bad. Hahaha, Me
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Post by horrorshock666 on Mar 24, 2009 2:17:43 GMT
Dear Jess, Why did you have to do what you did?
We had a beautiful friendship from an early age, which sadly is no more. You left me not once but twice for that horrible specimin of a guy, that idiot you call your 'lover', the person who hurts and rapes you mentally, who scars you physically. Its not the 'love' you like, its the pain, its the fact that you want to follow in the footsteps of your idols who all had tortured relationships but who claimed it was the 'love' that made the pain worth it.
Leaving everything and everyone behind may have seemed a good idea at the time, but looking back now you have realised that maybe you needed us all along. You mother and father loved you, no matter what you claim, i have seem them cry for you, seen their marriage break down, seen them after suicide attempts, not able to live without their daughter whom they gave their world and life to, and in return all you do is slam the door in their face.
When we talked the other night and i told you we could be no more, when it was ME who said our friendship had to come to an end, the penny finally dropped, you finally understood what i've been going through over the last year, and your apology was not sincere, i know that, you know that.
I still think fondly of you, and in honesty i will never forget how you once was, how we once were, but the curtain has closed on our final act, and if i am honest, i'm glad. So Long and Goodnight.
x John
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Post by peppermintstripe on Mar 26, 2009 20:02:51 GMT
dear wolfboard, why do i confide things here that i just need to get out of my mind? i feel quite anonymous. that's nice. x
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Post by Xteenuh on Mar 26, 2009 23:35:38 GMT
I love reading this thread, I love thoughts written in letter form, I think it's about time I write some!
Dear Mr. Blake, Who the hell are you, exactly? Why are you so goddamned funny and weird? Can you please visit our English class more often and be really goddamned funny and weird for us some more? It's too bad I won't ever have you as a teacher. Love Xteenuh
Dear Mr. Johnson, You are also pretty goddamned funny and weird, please never stop quoting Pulp Fiction every day, it never gets old. Love Xteenuh
Dear Mr. D, You're really cool too. That is all. Love Xteenuh
Dear People that Work in the Taco Bell at the Nearest Mall, The things I hear about you are absolutely disgusting. I hope the reason that girl in study hall got food poisoning wasn't because of you. Not love, Xteenuh
Dear Ralph & others, WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON TOMORROW? WHY ARE YOU ALL SO CONFUSED? Love Xteenuh
Dear People Who Invented the Strong Museum of Play, You are all geniuses. I love you. Love Xteenuh
Dear Weird Speaker Guy at the Field Trip Yesterday, You were friggin weird, and boring, and creepy, and annoying, all in one. Thanks for the interesting times, though. Um, from Xteenuh
Dear Life, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH YOU. Help me, Xteenuh
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 27, 2009 17:56:49 GMT
Dear friends in Spain, please come back from Spain, i miss you. Love, Rhianne xxx
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Post by newslang on Mar 27, 2009 18:11:37 GMT
Dear old man who appearared out of nowhere when it was still quite dark outside and I was alone, Why??? WHYY? ? - scared little girl (me) Dear Prada, Thank you for finally finishing your renovating and removing the boards from your window. I missed window shopping. - Victoria
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 28, 2009 4:22:37 GMT
Dear roommates,
Since you obviously can't tell, I am actually alive. Yes, I know I may seem to be in some sort of comatose state what with absurd things like sleeping and eating, but I am simply not as alive as you are. I am capable of coherent speech, too! Oh, it turns out you've been home for a while. I guess you heard me singing... Nevermind.
Allison
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Post by TiaraStripes on Mar 28, 2009 13:09:20 GMT
Dear man at bar, What do you mean by 'you're a bitter lady'? Was it a reference to the gin, or a personal attack? Don't throw these comments at me, it confuses me and throws off my day. From me
Dear Best Friend, every time I see you I wish I could be more like you. Sometimes it makes me hate you a little. Sorry, I really do love you though. Me
Dear Boss, you look like a biology teacher and your beard is really stupid. Your jokes aren't funny, and nobody really cares that much about movie rentals, so stop punching walls, you psycho. I think you're an idiot. Me
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Post by helwin tins on Mar 28, 2009 15:30:16 GMT
Dear everyone who praised sequins that time
I've got one stuck under my computer screen, and I can assure you it's not as cool as it sounds.
Love and kisses, Sibz
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 28, 2009 20:45:14 GMT
Dear Throat, Oh why are you so sore? I know you must hate me because I went to work and had to use you all day but still. Calm it down yeah? Get well soon, Yazz
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Post by jadeface on Mar 28, 2009 21:14:22 GMT
Dear body, why do you find it so hard to be warm? I wrap you up in soft cosy things and you just won't have it. From the rest of me.
Dear saturday, am I a geek for staying in to do work tonight? Jade.
Dear clocks, why couldn't you go back an hour? Then I can sleep more, and (possibly) get more work done. Me.
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Post by choolin firth on Mar 28, 2009 22:10:45 GMT
Dear Zach Braff I think you're great and I hope you don't get typecast as crazy doctors for the rest of your life because you were fantastic as an emotionless struggling actor and for your film-making skills, I think you are underated. Love Chool P.S. I like you as a crazy doctor too
Dear DVD box which hold my collection Grow a bit more, you're overflowing Love Chool
Dear Throat Stop being thirsty Love Chool
Dear Chool Stop being lazy and go and get a drink Love Chool
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Post by stilllovexpatrick on Mar 28, 2009 22:57:32 GMT
Dear you: Hello
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Post by allison on Mar 29, 2009 1:18:31 GMT
dear stilllovexpatrick, that scene the still in your signature is from is one the scariest bits of cinema i've ever seen. oh lord. from, allison
dear beta blockers, oh, kind medicines! oh, heavenly pills! please, please cure me of these horrible night sweats. please, please help. come on, chemicals! sincerely yours, allison
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Post by Tasha on Mar 29, 2009 19:37:22 GMT
Dear friend,
Please don't judge me when you find out. I can't lose you.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 29, 2009 19:42:22 GMT
Dear boys who fit the bill, i'm not that repulsive really. Does at least one of you find a dumpy, chubby faced 15 year old fanciable? If so, please reply. Love (hopefully), Rhianne
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