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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Nov 27, 2009 22:57:47 GMT
Dear Jazzy Jeff, This is god. YFC X
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 27, 2009 23:24:42 GMT
Dear PEENEIGHDOE + Jasmine
I laughed A LOT. OH god, there's pictures of my wemo phase. Not even emo, WEMO.
Rhi x
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Post by Jazzy Jeff on Nov 28, 2009 13:03:41 GMT
Dear Furry Condom That is beautiful. I am religious now. Jazzy Jeff x
Dear Rhi YOU SHOULD TREASURE THEM. Jazzy Jeff x
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Post by Tasha on Nov 30, 2009 17:08:09 GMT
Dear friend,
Were you going to tell me at any point that you couldn't make Saturday, or just let me guess? Cheers for that.
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Post by idreamofcherrypies on Dec 13, 2009 22:15:53 GMT
Dear Matt (again),
When you ask if I have an exam this week and I say on Thursday and I'm sat frowning at a load of pieces of paper, you can usually assume I'm working. If you're airdrumming to Black Eyed Peas and I say "Ironically I skipped Peaches to work, but the party seems to have come to me!" it actually means "Turn off your shitty music and get the fuck out of the FUCKING fdfghjkKITCHEn when I'm trying to memorise stuff for my 50% exam". It doesn't mean I want to listen to Come On Eileen and Grease and feel like I'm at a bad 70s disco.
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Post by Jazzy Jeff on Dec 15, 2009 17:48:30 GMT
Dear idreamofcherrypies Sorry I don't know your name... I don't think I read that properly, but it enlightened me greatly of the fact that when I see the words 'Black Eyed Peas' and 'bad 70s disco' on a page a small happiness alarm goes off in my head.
Merci beaucoup. x
Chere Madame Mathers, Je deteste ton film histoire. C'etait tres ennuyeux mais pour quand les chevaliers ete dans le ciel, quand il etait un peux rigolo pour une seconde. Je ne pas de interet d'une filme qui a deux heres et quarante-huit minuit, non merci. A demain je vais excitee tout le classe avec ma presentation de IAMX, qui est en Francais et super longs. Ce sera fantastique, et plus formidable d'un filme histoire avec les personnes allemagne qui je ne peut pas comprende, sans les subtitles. C'est tres mal. Je suis tres bien a francais, mais je ne peut pas trouve les accents ou les cedillas sur mon ordinateur. Desole, Wolfboard, si tu peut comprend francais. Ou, si tu peut comprende ma francais. Ma francais est belle. Merci beaucoup, ou non...
Jazzy Jeff
PS. Le nouveau assistant est tres tres tres TRES beau et je veut prends il et porte il de ma maison, alors il peut vivre sous mon lit. Dans une grande boite. Aussi, est-ce que je peut prennez une photographe d'il pour le 'Pictures of fit blokes thread' sur le Wolfboard? S'il vous plait? Merci a nouveau.
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Post by idreamofcherrypies on Dec 15, 2009 18:09:00 GMT
Dear Jazzy Jeff, Not to worry I don't know yours either. Also you confused me. But that's easy to do. Danke schön! Cara x
Dear girl in nice clothes that liked my BSL poster, thanks very much, made my day. Cara x
Dear me, Well done on getting the Rosie & Jim lyrics right. I always had faith in you Cara x
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Post by jadeface on Feb 20, 2010 19:48:06 GMT
RESURRECT. DEAR WOLFBOARD I AM GOING TO FRANCE I WILL SEE YOU IN A WEEK OR SO I HOPE YOU ALL BEHAVE YOURSELVES x
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Post by mimicry on Feb 20, 2010 21:04:01 GMT
dear jade, bye
ps. have fun!
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Post by choolin firth on Feb 21, 2010 0:54:21 GMT
Dear Alex I'm not answering the door for you, remember your keys next time. Love Chool P.S. No one in the flat can stand you. And stop breaking my things. You have your own to break.
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Post by Jazzy Jeff on Feb 21, 2010 12:10:01 GMT
Dear Jade HAVE FUN AND SPEAK FRENCH x
Dear IAMX management YOU SUCK, but I love you anyway. Love Jasmine
Dear lovely person who has recently wandered into my life, Thanks so much for wandering into my life. Could you please tell me how old you are though. Not because I think you're too old for me, but in case you're of the age where considering seeing someone of my age is just preposterous. I can't ask you myself because I can't tell you how old I am because there's all sorts of legal issues once we go down that path. AAAANYWAY. See you real soon. Love Jasmine
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Post by victorinox on Feb 21, 2010 14:49:09 GMT
dear jade, france? score! have lots of fun! <3 victoria
dear library, are my books late? sorry, but it's sunday so the expedition to you would be a little awkward, with the strange public transit schedule and all. don't fret though. i'll be there tomorrow. stay classy, victoria
dear woman from last night, i hope good things come at you forever. it's very reassuring to meet nice people. thank you, victoria
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Post by Rhiflect on Feb 25, 2010 19:43:33 GMT
Dear Naomi, Stop ringing me because you 'fancy a Rhianne chat' when this in fact means you want to bitch and then tell me about your boy problems. I don't mind you ringing me and talking on the phone because you're nice to me on the phone (thanks for telling me my legs look skinnier!) but stop using your problems as an excuse to ring me up! Thanks for telling me though. Love, Rhianne
PS Just because we're your friends doesn't mean you can be harsh willy nilly. We still have feelings! Our opinions can change too.
Dear Megan, Seriously, I know we're friends and everything but I can't spend that long alone with you. I didn't want to sit next to you in History today. I'd much rather have stayed with Ollie Cox and Afsar, so please stop emotionally blackmailing me into sitting next to you. I hope when the teacher returns I can sit back in my place because if not I will be unhappy. Sorry. ALSO: MINIMUM WAGE IS ABOUT £5 YOU BITCH Love, Rhianne
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Aly
Empress
Dunque is a very unflattering word
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Post by Aly on Feb 25, 2010 20:57:59 GMT
Dear Rhi, I know what you mean. I swear, even when your with you best friends, if you live with them, or stay a VERY long amount of time with them, you will begin to see a very ugly side you never want to see again. With Love, Gunther
Oh: Dear Mother Nature, eff you, you bitch xxGunther
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Post by thefutureisdark on Feb 26, 2010 20:23:37 GMT
Dear Sweetness, Every time it seems that things are getting better for you something happens and somehow you end up in an even worse situation. I love you and a great person like you doesn't deserve all that horrible treatment from life. Please take care of yourself, things will get better!
Elephant sized amounts of love and positive vibes
Dear Lovely Pretentious Fannies, I am happy to have met you and I have learned a lot about human behaviour thanks to you. It is amazing how you manage to do everything with love and good energy but please stop contradicting yourself and admit that what you think is right is not always the universal truth.
Thank You for everything!
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Post by idreamofcherrypies on Mar 5, 2010 22:13:58 GMT
Dear Max Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you very very much. You are the first person I have ever personally known for whom 'complete and utter fucking female reproductive organs' still isn't strong enough. If Matt decides to play Chinese Whispers and tell you that he thinks I made a facebook status laughing at your voice (and why the fucking hell I would bother doing that when I have literally never spoken to you in my life is a mystery) then send me a message asking if I called your voice funny. Don't send a whole fucking essay insinuating along the way that I have no friends and no concept of what hard work means or a tough family working life is. And then when I call you up on all three of those things, and explain what a fucking bigoted pervert your friend is, and how the funny accent was on a youtube video I watched and not your own, apologise in your reply. Don't avoid the issue completely, don't call me rude twice, don't dare tell me to sort things out with my fuckwit of a flatmate and don't begin another email with 'Well at least your grammar's good' unless you want to find your dick in the blender and you and your army coat going for dip in the canal from our FUCKING fdfghjkKITCHEn window.
Yours faithfully, Cara
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Post by victorinox on Mar 11, 2010 23:36:08 GMT
l,
don't tell me you want to do things with me and then not do them. i will probably do them anyways. they are already in my schedule. it makes no real difference whether you're there, but your inconsistency makes me feel like i'm not as important to you as you say.
victoria
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Post by jadeface on Mar 12, 2010 11:46:23 GMT
Dear crit group, Please my kind to my books I have nurtured them like my children. I have no doubt that you are nice people. And I look forward to also looking at your work. From JADE.
Dear JADE. Stop worrying about your work. Jade.
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Mar 31, 2010 14:36:32 GMT
Dear everybody, have a swell day! Anna
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Post by wanderer on Aug 23, 2010 16:45:17 GMT
Dear Wolfboard. You appear to be asleep. Or dead...Or sick. Please get better. Love, Minty.
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