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Post by helwin tins on Mar 4, 2009 18:25:49 GMT
Dear Stephanie Meyer/anyone involved in the film of Twilight
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. I WANT THOSE TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK
Love Sibz
Dear Jessica
Remember when we used to go out and sing the Moulin Rouge soundtrack? Yeah, that WAS fun. Where are you now? ;_;
Love Sibz
Dear T-Mobile
You're a fucking rip-off.
Love Sibz
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Post by jay on Mar 4, 2009 18:44:03 GMT
dear stomach, why do you suck so much? don't give me this whiny 'but you haven't got a gallbladder!' crap. no love, jay.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 4, 2009 18:46:37 GMT
Dear Mrs Clapinson, maths teacher at the floyd I would be able to do this homework if you were able to teach Please bear this in mind when you see my online homework Regards, Rhianne
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Post by sarah on Mar 4, 2009 19:22:54 GMT
dear life
please make a job that involves me sitting and watching Bargain Hunt all day, infact can i be one of the experts on Bargain Hunt because i think that is my ideal job
yours sincerely sarah
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Post by allison on Mar 4, 2009 19:25:16 GMT
Dear room,
where is my bus pass? i know you've got it somewhere...
sincerely, allison
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Post by Bonanza Jellybean on Mar 4, 2009 19:44:16 GMT
Dear Mrs Chipcase [international athlete], Please stop whining on about health and safety. I will try not to talk to any strange men offering puppies and sweets. But was there any need for an assembly on such men? Safely, Sunshine P.s. Wasn't it quite dangerous when you used to do hammer throw?
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 4, 2009 20:10:51 GMT
Dear Sophie, Calm it down. love from Yazz
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Post by mynameisHughGrant on Mar 4, 2009 20:18:41 GMT
dear back why do you ache? stop aching love liz dear work pay me properly and give me more hours and don;t tax me
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 4, 2009 20:27:32 GMT
Dear New York,
Why are you so cruel?
Allison
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Post by mimicry on Mar 4, 2009 20:44:09 GMT
Dear Spicy Tuna Sushi Roll,
I knew I shouldn't have eaten you. I sincerely apologize. Can you please stop upsetting my stomach?
Regards, me
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Post by newslang on Mar 4, 2009 23:58:32 GMT
Dear Prof, I really appreciate that you are moving our midterm ahead another week, but leather pants will never be a good look on you, really.
From your confused (most of the time) student
Dear boy who has spoken to me many times, Why have you never told me your name, or asked mine? Why have I not asked yours?
sincerely, "girl in class"
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Post by Lauren on Mar 5, 2009 0:26:07 GMT
Dear stimulant, Please kick in soon. At the moment I am too tired to open my mouth and make words come out when it would be nice to contribute to the study session I'm in right now for an exam tomorrow morning. And I think everyone thinks my staring into space and being unable to snap out of it creepy.
Hurry up damn it, and thanks, Lauren
RE: Dear stimulant, Thanks so much. I really appreciate your effort tonight. Much love.
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Post by tarantella on Mar 5, 2009 2:27:23 GMT
Dear fanfiction writers whom I lurk,
You guys are totally awesome! But please, PLEASE do not get into Jonas Brothers fandom. I only have so much dignity.
Love, tarantella
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Post by stilllovexpatrick on Mar 5, 2009 3:46:22 GMT
Dear Hannah: I call you everyday since I met you that night. But your phone is always off. I want you to know that I will not stop calling you.
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Post by Alicia Marie on Mar 5, 2009 6:16:10 GMT
Dear stilllovexpatrick, would you call ME? love me.
Dear Sibz, look what you've started. love me.
(i thought this was going to be like "give your address if you can/want to send and receive post!")
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Post by allison on Mar 5, 2009 7:15:15 GMT
dear roommate,
i'm sorry for the way i've behaved tonight. i've been feeling off all evening, and for some reason when you came home i was overwhelmed with evil evil anger. so i was cold and terse with you, and i'm sorry. i realised what i was doing but i couldn't help it. then you fixed yourself some bread and cheese, and the noise of your chewing drove me half mad. i wasn't sure what to do so i imitated you, it was rude and passive aggressive and i'm sorry. i'm always irritated by the noise people make when they eat, and that irritation is especially strong these days because of the fact that food of any sort repulses me. i should have gone to my room then, but instead i stayed, and you asked if anyone wanted to smoke. we didn't. then you asked if you could bum a stoge, knowing that i was the only one who had a pack. i'm sometimes annoyed by how easily you give into your instant desires (i'm so judgemental, i'm sorry), and so when you asked for a cigarette i was stupidly provoked into yelling at you about your lack of will and self restraint. i'm so, so sorry, i obviously had no right to be speaking on the matter. i know my words hurt you because you left the room without saying a word. but whatever you were feeling i can assure you i was feeling ten times more intensely. my guilt was overwhelming, and i was feeling so low. but i'm awful and i cannot deal with those feelings in the proper way, instead i did something completely out of line, and what i am most sorry for is what happened next: insinuating that you were easy when you told me your ex had called and you were going over to his house. i don't want to think about why i said that, its embarassing i'm sure, but basically it was to be cruel. and i'm sorry. i'm so sorry.
much love, allison
dear allison, why are you such a spineless female reproductive organs? and you're never actually gonna apologize to her. - allison
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 5, 2009 12:16:18 GMT
Dear Snow, I know people are getting a bit sick of you showing up but i'd just like to say thanks. My english coursework was due in today and I hadn't finished it. Thank you snow for making it impossible for me to get to college and giving me time to finish it. Yazz
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Post by mynameisHughGrant on Mar 5, 2009 17:37:33 GMT
dear female bus driver of the 210 thanks for being happy and nice all the time
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Post by Ana on Mar 5, 2009 18:23:06 GMT
dear time of the month sod off love ana
dear allison i appreciate your goya avator. i've seen that painting in real life and it was chilling. love ana
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Post by Lauren on Mar 5, 2009 19:12:26 GMT
Dear Athena,
I left a post-it not on your pedestal requesting help. I'll leave a proper sacrifice for you tomorrow.
Love, Lauren
PS: you always look awesome around exam time when people panic and leave you all sorts of stuff.
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