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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 9, 2009 23:03:10 GMT
I love that second song! SOOO good.
Dear contemporary art history professor with no soul,
Thank you for ruining my break with this awesome enormous paper.
May your machinating heart be removed and be exhibited as modern art.
Allison
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Post by Ana on Mar 10, 2009 0:56:19 GMT
dear everyone calm.the.fuck.down and realise life is too short to be carrying on this way love a very annoyed resident
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 10, 2009 2:00:58 GMT
Dear Wolfboard,
I'm sorry I haven't been around much.
x Chloe
Dear Grades
Why can't you ever be good?
x Chloe
Dear California Supreme Court
If you won't do it for the copious amount of people living in this state who support gay marriage, then do it for the economy.
x Chloe
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Post by allison on Mar 10, 2009 7:26:21 GMT
dear, er, alei it is strange to see another person refer to herself as allison! xx allison!
dear ana ah! jealous. goya is amazing... the emotion he captures...! xx allison
dear mind, stop dwelling. you've homework to do. xx allison
dear sitka, i'm very, very sorry. xx allison
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 10, 2009 19:55:22 GMT
Dear Period YOU BETTER BLOODY NOT ARRIVE ON THURSDAY. STAY THE HELL AWAY. Rhianne.
Dear Michael Bush, Sorry, sir! Please don't give me detention...(this sounds ever so slightly creepy) Love, Rhianne
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Post by bridgetbegins on Mar 10, 2009 21:13:06 GMT
Dear Period YOU BETTER BLOODY NOT ARRIVE ON THURSDAY. STAY THE HELL AWAY. Rhianne. dear lady bits, i hope everything is okay down there. in all honestly, two weeks of bleeding through my diva cup is putting a damper on my imaginary sex life and ruining a lot of underwear, not to mention a bit of an unnecessary punishment for missing two pills. please stop. signed, the upstairs bits
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Post by newslang on Mar 10, 2009 21:20:28 GMT
Dear Period YOU BETTER BLOODY NOT ARRIVE ON THURSDAY. STAY THE HELL AWAY. Rhianne. Aw, you know it will, though, eh? It's like some sort of conspiracy ... always when you really could use a day or two off haha
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 10, 2009 22:05:50 GMT
Dear woman who works in the College Costa and looks like Simon Le Bon, could you please stop filling up my cups of tea to the top with hot water as I would like room for milk. Today I burnt my tongue cause I couldn't put that much milk in. Also, get some Earl Grey! Thanks Yazz
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 10, 2009 22:10:18 GMT
Aw, you know it will, though, eh? It's like some sort of conspiracy ... always when you really could use a day or two off haha Your GP can prescribe a pill that will delay your period which is great for things like festivals etc. Ah I never knew that, that'll be ideal for when i go to Glasto. I was a little bit concerned. Thanks
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Post by mimicry on Mar 11, 2009 3:55:10 GMT
Dear John Webster, You are lucky that you have been dead for quite some time, because I would have hunted you down once I finished designing all these costumes. Your plays have too many characters in them. You are making my costume design class to be very unfun, which is making me very unhappy.
No love, me
Dear costume design professor, why is this due on Thursday, ahhhhhhh there are 30+ costumes ohmygod fabric swatching will be impossible
ahhhhhhh, me
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Post by jay on Mar 11, 2009 8:17:51 GMT
dear period, i've not seen you in over two years. it's great, but sometimes i feel less feminine when other people talk about their periods... jay
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Post by wanderer on Mar 11, 2009 8:46:47 GMT
Dear Josh & Liz, fancy taking shares in a big bottle of vodka tonight? I havn't seen you in ages and I need to de-stress.
P.s. Josh, I do mean what I said last time I was drunk.
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Post by thornyking on Mar 11, 2009 8:51:44 GMT
dear brain,
Stop trying to confuse me.
love, erik
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Post by jadeface on Mar 11, 2009 8:52:49 GMT
Dear underwear - have you shrunk, or has my bum gotten bigger? I've seen no change in the jeans, shorts and skirts department. Confused, Jade.
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 11, 2009 20:48:22 GMT
Dear Lauren, will you please make up your mind. Are we going to see Gallows or not? Yasmin.
Edit: Dear David Mitchell, I think I love you a little bit. Yasmin.
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Post by Bonanza Jellybean on Mar 11, 2009 21:55:54 GMT
Dear love interest, Why are you so mean? Sunshine x
Dear Tuesday, Please don't hate me when I buy that dress you can't fit your breasticles into. Sunshine x
Dear Mrs Elder, Do you fancy doing some teaching any time soon? Sunshine x
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Post by Lauren on Mar 11, 2009 22:41:09 GMT
Dear Somerset County Clerk,
Seriously? You accidentally threw out all business trade name certificates pre-1974? And of course no one told me about this until after I spent two hours straight standing to look though the index for the non-existent records.
Thanks a lot, Lauren =(
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Post by mynameisHughGrant on Mar 11, 2009 23:17:36 GMT
dear me stop eating everything love your dearling chubby-to-be
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Post by jay on Mar 11, 2009 23:44:54 GMT
to me, stop panicking about the trains tomorrow. you have gone to london countless times. you will be fine. stop flapping. you need to sleep. breathe. arrrrrrgh sdkjfsjkfjk love me.
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Post by peppermintstripe on Mar 14, 2009 17:23:57 GMT
j, you are incredibly beautiful. but your teeth are very sharp and my lips are all cut today. i keep getting flashbacks of you wearing my dress. why did m pee in the sink? x
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