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Post by jadeface on Mar 5, 2009 19:17:19 GMT
Dear Simon,
My life is none of your business. So why you felt the need to SHOUT across the room - for the teacher that I haven't yet informed - to hear that I am leaving University at the end of this year, before I even had the chance to tell him myself, completely confuses me. Cheers mate, not any of your business but you felt it necessary to make me look completely and utterly rude.
NOTLOVE,
Jade
P.s. At least when I eat I don't get food all around my mouth, and can lick my lips too, unlike you who's tongue is completely attached to the bottom of your mouth.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 5, 2009 21:45:26 GMT
Dear Earth's population,
Is there anyone out there who says/does as many stupid things as me? If so, please tell me so i can feel better.
Love, Rhianne
Dear Esther
Ever heard of a thing called patience? Please google it and buy some.
Nicely, Rhianne
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Post by mimicry on Mar 5, 2009 21:48:49 GMT
Dear Earth's population, Is there anyone out there who says/does as many stupid things as me? If so, please tell me so i can feel better. Love, Rhianne Dear Rhianne, Yes. Lots. Would give specifics, but the list is too great. -Earth |
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 5, 2009 21:51:46 GMT
Dear Earth/Earth's secretary Cla(i?)re:
Ta v. much, I think i'm in at least the top 20 though.
Yours Truly, Rhianne.
Dear self
GET THE HELL OFF THE INTERNET AND GO TO BED
R.
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Post by wanderer on Mar 6, 2009 8:48:07 GMT
Dear Sam.
Please listen to me, please stop doing the drugs, I need to talk to you when you understand what I'm on about and remember what I say. You're hurting me, and nomatter what you think I DO care about you.
Thanks.
Minty.
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Post by thornyking on Mar 6, 2009 11:27:13 GMT
Dear erik,
Learn some willpower. It will earn you sleep.
love,
me
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Post by admin on Mar 7, 2009 9:51:15 GMT
Dear life,
miss u bb.
Cheerio, Michael. xxx
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Post by admin on Mar 7, 2009 9:51:45 GMT
But please, PLEASE do not get into Jonas Brothers fandom. I only have so much dignity. See, I have none. Cheerio, Michael. xxx |
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Post by obeseguy on Mar 7, 2009 11:12:58 GMT
Dear Sibz,
WE SHOULD BE LOVERS!
We can't do that.
WE SHOULD BE LOOOOOVVVEEERRRRSSS, AND THAT'S A FACT.
Though nothing. Would keep us together.
WE COULD STEEEAAAL TIIIIME. JUST FOR ONE DAAAAAY.
WE COULD BE HEROES. FOR EVER AND EVER.
WE COULD BE HEEEROOOOOOOEEEESS, JUST BECAUSE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLWWWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYSSSS LOOOOOOOOOVVVEE YOOOOOUUUUUU.
Kind Regards,
Flobby.
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Post by jay on Mar 7, 2009 11:40:43 GMT
to my stonking hangover,
fuck right off.
blerrrrrrgh,
jay
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Post by admin on Mar 7, 2009 15:39:57 GMT
Dear Sibz, WE SHOULD BE LOVERS! Kind Regards, Flobby. Lezzas. Cheerio, Michael. xxx |
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Post by Bonanza Jellybean on Mar 7, 2009 16:58:22 GMT
Dear Charlotte Roche,
I bought your book today and it made me blush on the way home. My friends think I'm a pervert.
Love,
Sunshine
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Post by bridgetbegins on Mar 7, 2009 17:31:57 GMT
Dear Hostbrother,
Please realize that I can hear you and your girlfriend having yelpy sex despite the pounding house music.
I could at least sleep if you turned off the music. Please don't make me tell your mother why I look like I haven't been sleeping.
Yours,
Katie
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 7, 2009 18:36:26 GMT
Dear everyone,
MILK IS THE ONLY FOOD THAT GIVES YOU SPOTS, AND THEN ONLY IN COPIOUS AMOUNTS. STOP SAYING CHOCOLATE DOES.
This is all for your benefit, 'cos now you can eat whatever you want without having to worry about spots.
Love,
Rhianne
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Post by xxChris <3 on Mar 7, 2009 19:41:30 GMT
dear self,
Stop being an idiot and make up your freaking mind!
love(?),
Me
Dear Internet friends,
Hope you are all well
Love,
xx Christopher x <3
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Post by peppermintstripe on Mar 7, 2009 20:49:59 GMT
N.
"not to look at you in the shoe, but the eyes, find the eyes..."
well, go for it then.
it's sweet that you're more shy than me,
but i get more and more shy every time i see you;
that you quit studying art history, just so you could paint and write little stories
and you quit your job, just to be free.
and i think you're so lovely, most charming.
and that you don't think the need to carry 3 different notebooks everywhere is strange - you're worse, with your 5!
i'm looking forward to seeing you next week.
maybe do your portrait sometime.
that'd be nice.
i still feel i barely know you but every little thing i find out,
i find myself falling for you.
i hope you are the light at the end of the tunnel and that what robert wyatt said is wrong.
you know the quote i mean, but i don't think anyone else does.
i am quite content and noone has made me feel that way in a while.
so glad we keep meeting.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 9, 2009 20:45:45 GMT
Dear Lady GaGa,
Being frank, you are a little bit shit. Your song 'Pokerface' is not only a travesty, both lyrically an musically, but it also highly annoying. To add to that, you use the exact same sound effect as you do in your other (suprisingly chart-topping) song 'Just Dance'. Do you think people won't notice?
I'm sure you have talent somewhere, please use it. And for God's sake, if you are writing your own lyrics, don't. If you have someone writing the songs for you, SACK HIM.
Yours Sincerely,
Rhianne J.S
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Post by admin on Mar 9, 2009 22:16:36 GMT
Dear Lady GaGa, Being frank, you are a little bit shit. Your song 'Pokerface' is not only a travesty, both lyrically an musically, but it also highly annoying. To add to that, you use the exact same sound effect as you do in your other (suprisingly chart-topping) song 'Just Dance'. Do you think people won't notice? I'm sure you have talent somewhere, please use it. And for God's sake, if you are writing your own lyrics, don't. If you have someone writing the songs for you, SACK HIM. Yours Sincerely, Rhianne J.S Dear Rhianne, See me after class. Cheerio, Michael. xxx |
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Post by jay on Mar 9, 2009 22:40:06 GMT
dear proboards,
please implement some kind of option so that i can delete or modify calendar entries like we can with posts because i ballsed it up and now i can't rectify my mistake.
looking pretty stupid right about now,
jay xx
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Post by helwin tins on Mar 9, 2009 22:51:58 GMT
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