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Post by obeseguy on Mar 13, 2008 11:56:55 GMT
It was a CIGARETTE.
Jesus, guys.
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 13, 2008 15:46:45 GMT
My speech teacher told gave us advice for the weekend: "Don't drink while you pray."
LOVE HIM
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 13, 2008 16:34:24 GMT
"Hey, here's a joke; who is Soulja Boy's best friend?
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
I love my friends.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2008 19:28:35 GMT
I don't remember that! What was that regarding? I don't remember most conversations, all I remember are a few statements, like Luke's exclamation of 'THAT'S QUOTE OF THE DAY!'
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Post by jay on Mar 13, 2008 21:02:35 GMT
"Hey, here's a joke; who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" that is so lame that i laughed.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 14, 2008 0:57:41 GMT
Sibz: Guess what I'm drawing? Sarah: LUKE IN A TOGA
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 14, 2008 19:27:16 GMT
Mum: Anyway Rhianne, where do you want to go in London? Me: I don't know *rambles for ages* Niall: Don't you want to go to the Statue of Liberty?
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Post by choolin firth on Mar 14, 2008 19:50:16 GMT
"I like going for long walks......poo..."
THANKS WAYNE BRADY IN A FLY MASK!
Also: Ellie: I hate Richard (and Judy). He's so arrogant and never lets his wife speak Me: Hi, welcome to Richard and J-NO!
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Post by newslang on Mar 16, 2008 6:44:13 GMT
"OH MY TACO, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME???"
....fucking funniest thing I have ever heard. My friend rolled herself up in her circular couch cushion, I said she looked like a tacko, she proceeeded tto spoll evertyhing on the table and then said this.
We were trying not to laught while wiping up the spilt vodka and drink. AHAHAHHA!!!!
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Mar 16, 2008 9:24:08 GMT
I guess you had to be there.
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Post by lululoves on Mar 16, 2008 10:03:05 GMT
"Are you Sophie? *snickers* Sean asked you out!" "Yes, I kind of realised when he asked me out."
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 16, 2008 20:15:18 GMT
"Swipey swipey nasty nasty" (my friend Joe not wanting to swipe his metrocard)
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Post by Caro on Mar 16, 2008 20:43:27 GMT
a man in a bus, sitting alone: "woah it's so boring here" *rollseyes*
gosh xD we tried not to laugh but it was just too funny xD
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 17, 2008 16:46:22 GMT
My mum works with kids in year 1 and apparently the heirs the the throne are Ant and Dec and the new eleventh commandment should be 'don't tell anyone your PIN number' and on someone's MySpace
'i don't like people who write 2008 on their msn name and stuff, we know what fucking year it is'
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Post by pigeon song on Mar 18, 2008 22:46:04 GMT
His face says serial killer, but his shorts say turkey.
courtesy of oedipus hahaha
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 18, 2008 22:49:21 GMT
"decaf. coffee: what the hell is wrong with you?"
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Post by tiffin on Mar 19, 2008 11:25:48 GMT
"well to put it politely, he's a bit of a female reproductive organs" as said by my dear mother.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2008 19:49:07 GMT
Rhianne's observation of Mika's long-term career options
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Post by cheshire on Mar 20, 2008 1:44:41 GMT
"Well I'm not exactly squeakyclean mcvirgin pants."
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 20, 2008 17:00:38 GMT
Sarah: Yazz didn't you say someone shat theirselves? Me: Oh yeah Sarah's Dad did... Sarah: NOT MY DAD?! Me: What?!
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