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Post by tombland on Mar 3, 2008 0:45:59 GMT
Basically I said the replies were crap. How could you not get that?
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Post by mimicry on Mar 3, 2008 6:03:33 GMT
Me: He's a sherpa of sex, guiding her across the mountain range of love, guiding her up and down peaks of ecstasy. He's packing his baggage mule of contraceptions and prophylactics, in order to stay safe so they can get up and back down the mountain.
My friend: Yeah, you never want to regret mountain climbing. It didn't used to burn when I peed on this side of those peaks of ecstasy.
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Post by Clare on Mar 3, 2008 16:58:42 GMT
I love overheard snippets of conversation, especially out of context.
I overheard this at the dancing last night:
Woman: You're fuckin' chewin' yer face off! Man: Naw, naw, I've not taken any drugs, honestly. Woman: Your dancin' is just fuckin' awful, then.
Safe to say, he didn't pull.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 3, 2008 17:06:38 GMT
Whilst watching American Inventor (nothing else on, i swear) this fireman was talking about how he'd seen this lifeless child's body being carried out of a burning builing. George Foreman was one of the judges.
George Foreman: I could just imagine that lifeless body.. My dad: IN MY SANDWICH GRILL!
I laughed a lot. Gruesome, but funny.
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Post by jay on Mar 3, 2008 21:02:37 GMT
George Foreman: I could just imagine that lifeless body.. My dad: IN MY SANDWICH GRILL! LMFAOOOO
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 3, 2008 22:18:39 GMT
"If i said to you 'Take your pj's off then', would that sound dirty?' "Urm yeah" "See! ... PERV"
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Mar 3, 2008 22:34:41 GMT
"When we got burgled the other day, one of my first thoughts was 'had this happened to Nils room, he probably wouldn't have noticed himself'"
Regarding the mess...
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Post by newslang on Mar 4, 2008 2:30:33 GMT
My mother on Patrick Wolf:
"It's too bad that he dresses so weird. Cause i'd like to like him becuase he plays such nice music."
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 4, 2008 2:34:47 GMT
"I don't know about sick, Chloe, but it sounds like you're a bit run down. You should relax." *flash forward to 6 in the morning* "CHLOE! GET! UP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET! UP! NOW!"
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 4, 2008 18:12:40 GMT
"I don't like the way you are cutting my hair" "Shut it, ever heard of Sweeney Todd?" "Urm... sorry...."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2008 20:40:59 GMT
I thought this thread would just be for Wolfboard quotes
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 4, 2008 20:50:17 GMT
I dunno, i meant it to be both kinda. Just any quotes rly.
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Post by jay on Mar 5, 2008 22:17:41 GMT
my friend: i fuclimh hope ypu choke on a cock and die
i love typos.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 6, 2008 16:53:12 GMT
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroners'. Oh Sarah, what a legend you are
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Post by choolin firth on Mar 6, 2008 16:55:32 GMT
"Chool, she's saved you on her phone as RachPatrick. This is how bad things have got"
(after just about managing to keep a tamborine going in time with the music) "Well done, we've finally found your true calling"
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Post by Xteenuh on Mar 6, 2008 23:02:10 GMT
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroners'. Oh Sarah, what a legend you are HAHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Oh that's amazing. This is a conversation that occured during lunch today with some friends: Mary: "He wears one of those hats that covers the ears with the strings hanging down from the flaps, and he just looks SO STUPID IN IT." Marissa: "Yeah... it depends on who wears those types of hats I guess." Me: "Yeah, like if you're a stupid person wearing a stupid hat, then it just makes you look stupider, but if you're a cool person wearing a stupid hat, then it makes you look cooler..." Eric: "AND THEN, if you're a stupid person wearing a cool hat, you also just look stupider. So basically, if you are a stupid person, you just can't win."
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Post by birdwhistle on Mar 7, 2008 20:41:35 GMT
Quote of Wednesday but I just remembered.
Some stranger walks past.
Nils says, "...What if I had tripped him?"
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 7, 2008 20:43:00 GMT
Brimming with moral fibre is Nils.
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Post by allison on Mar 7, 2008 21:27:38 GMT
from yesterday, christopher's pick up line: "are you half asian? cause you're hot."
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 7, 2008 23:56:25 GMT
"Fucking the rest of the day, mid afternoon is fuck ponces." - Josh
lol wut
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