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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 2, 2008 12:33:19 GMT
Does what it says on the tin.. Post great quotes that people have said over the day or week or whatever, funny ones, clever ones or whatever. No inside joax would probably make it easier to understand for the rest of us, so bear that in mind. I'll start by being vain and posting one that I said yesterday. No one laughed, but I thought is was good The dog next door had been howling all day and I said to my mum "If dogs could commit suicide, i'm sure he'd be pulling the trigger right now" See if you can top me
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Post by obeseguy on Mar 2, 2008 12:41:00 GMT
"So he's a rich, arrogant, mummy's boy fascist?"
"He's also a strict Roman Catholic."
"That's what I said."
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Post by the kalashnikov kid on Mar 2, 2008 12:45:15 GMT
'She's my wife!'
yelled a man as the policeman was bundling him into a policecar.
The man was trying to kidnap a woman.
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Post by choolin firth on Mar 2, 2008 13:37:32 GMT
"Have you ever been to Ikea?"
"No"
"Well this reminds me of it. Parents are having breakdowns, children are screaming, babies are crying, and you're there for 6 HOURS!"
Liz during the 30 minute, one note song thing we had to endure on Friday night.
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Post by tombland on Mar 2, 2008 13:39:53 GMT
Why does everyone hate the Tucker/O'Malley combo so much?
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Post by Carniche on Mar 2, 2008 13:56:05 GMT
Someone on MSN last night said 'I love you though' (a compliment, I'm sure) followed by 'You're a genius'. I asked why I was a genius :s and their response was 'because you're hot'. Safe to say they were pretty loved up on MD.
I can now start claiming every good looking man I see on the streets is a genius.
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Post by pigeon song on Mar 2, 2008 19:23:02 GMT
'That wine's gone straight to my head'
'Well, nature abhors a vacuum'
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Post by birdwhistle on Mar 2, 2008 19:39:08 GMT
Someone on MSN last night said 'I love you though' (a compliment, I'm sure) followed by 'You're a genius'. I asked why I was a genius :s and their response was 'because you're hot'. Safe to say they were pretty loved up on MD. I can now start claiming every good looking man I see on the streets is a genius. You said this before, and the guy still sounds like a tool.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 2, 2008 19:52:49 GMT
"become an hero"
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 2, 2008 21:43:51 GMT
"It was a OH MY GOD scream not a I'M GETTING RAPED scream"
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Post by indiequeen on Mar 2, 2008 22:04:26 GMT
"i couldnt say i was naked, shes allowed to see me naked" "why does ANYONE have to be naked?"
i love friends
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Post by Carniche on Mar 2, 2008 22:52:34 GMT
Someone on MSN last night said 'I love you though' (a compliment, I'm sure) followed by 'You're a genius'. I asked why I was a genius :s and their response was 'because you're hot'. Safe to say they were pretty loved up on MD. I can now start claiming every good looking man I see on the streets is a genius. You said this before, and the guy still sounds like a tool. No I didn't. Oh wait maybe I did, okay, I'm getting confused between this forum and a babyshambles one. Guh. I found it amusing, I can imagine his tone of voice etc.
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Post by the kalashnikov kid on Mar 2, 2008 22:55:32 GMT
You said this before, and the guy still sounds like a tool. No I didn't. Oh wait maybe I did, okay, I'm getting confused between this forum and a babyshambles one. Guh. I found it amusing, I can imagine his tone of voice etc. All these band forums, where does the madness end! *swoon
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Post by lastgoodbye on Mar 2, 2008 22:57:32 GMT
where does the madness end! *swoon That's my quote of the day.
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Post by tombland on Mar 3, 2008 0:11:42 GMT
This thread had so much potential...
You know there's fail about when there's only one good quote... and second place is taken up by a meme that can be read on a dozen sites at any given hour of any day...
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Post by ihaveanego on Mar 3, 2008 0:18:44 GMT
[Mom]: You thrive on conflict and chaos. [Me]: You thrive on pity and Playgirl Magazine.
That really started a riot...
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Post by tombland on Mar 3, 2008 0:19:40 GMT
Thread saved by Satan
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Post by tombland on Mar 3, 2008 0:29:03 GMT
Yeah, but if you don't know about it, it's not funny. And I did say that "become an hero" was the second best of the lot. It's the rest that are even more challenged for humour.
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Post by tombland on Mar 3, 2008 0:36:29 GMT
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 3, 2008 0:37:57 GMT
I only posted it because I was unimpressed thusfar with the quotes offered.
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