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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2008 0:15:47 GMT
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroners'. Oh Sarah, what a legend you are *BEAMS*
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Post by Xteenuh on Mar 8, 2008 0:18:06 GMT
from yesterday, christopher's pick up line: "are you half asian? cause you're hot." I heard a really great pick up line today actually: "Did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away."
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Post by stationtostation on Mar 8, 2008 0:26:15 GMT
"i bought boobs yesterday" - Sarah.
She meant boots..
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Mar 8, 2008 2:33:03 GMT
Quote of Wednesday but I just remembered. Some stranger walks past. Nils says, "...What if I had tripped him?" He walked right past my goddamn knee!!! All that was needed was to stretch my leg a little but luckily I did not.
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Post by choolin firth on Mar 8, 2008 13:59:20 GMT
"Ellie, I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time, I kept forgetting but now I've remembered...does your mum have a teapot with a cockrel on it?"
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Post by mimicry on Mar 8, 2008 19:14:56 GMT
"I hear Camus' The Myth of Syphilis is popular with the men's lacrosse team."
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 8, 2008 19:17:25 GMT
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroners'. Oh Sarah, what a legend you are *BEAMS* Best quote so far. By about a million.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 8, 2008 20:00:17 GMT
There's this massive frog that blows bubbles every hour in MK and all the little kids go hyper at it..
Naomi: Why are they all so excited?! Laura: There's probably E in the bubbles Naomi: Yeah and then you see the toilet lady like *shifty eyes*
You had to be there.
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Post by thornyking on Mar 8, 2008 20:57:55 GMT
A massive frog that blows bubbles?!!That sounds amazing, really. I want to visit it now.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 9, 2008 9:15:57 GMT
I will take pics for you next time I go
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Mar 9, 2008 11:58:17 GMT
I told the Swayze quote to my dad's girlfriend. She was not amused.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 9, 2008 12:47:34 GMT
How could anyone not be amused by that?
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 9, 2008 17:30:13 GMT
"I think London is a pretty cool guy, eh has sundark on darker streets and doesn't afraid of anything"
says Jonathan.
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Post by obeseguy on Mar 10, 2008 0:42:04 GMT
"I'd pay so much to snort coke off your sister's tits"
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Post by pigeon song on Mar 10, 2008 17:08:46 GMT
'he has the charisma of a dried apricot'
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 11, 2008 18:16:36 GMT
My friend in RS:
"I'm connnsstipated My vowels are all blocked up I'm ccoonnnssstipated maybe i should get my vowels evacuated"
I had to explain that it was B owels not V owels
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Post by tombland on Mar 12, 2008 3:33:59 GMT
It would've been funny if your friend had said constantipated.
Oh, my! That was a goody!
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 12, 2008 3:36:42 GMT
"want me to do ebony & ivory?!?"
*3 people in unison*
"CHLOE, DO NOT SING!!"
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Post by tombland on Mar 12, 2008 23:37:41 GMT
Jess (aka Obeseguy): "Luke! It's so long!"
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 13, 2008 0:14:00 GMT
She was right. It was.
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