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Post by choolin firth on Mar 20, 2008 21:45:15 GMT
"I can't stop staring at her boobs!"
During Liz's birthday picnic we watched Some Like It hot, and that is what our friend Amy had to say about Marilyn Monroe.
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 21, 2008 2:40:12 GMT
'Great. I actually have to listen to that demo he gave me now. Fantastic.'
Apparently my mother found this hysterical. I REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO LISTEN TO IT!
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Post by Lanuit on Mar 21, 2008 18:58:43 GMT
Will's Dad usually rapes people to and from work, mainly on his own.
In the summer, women get blown up on the beach and go all over the beach roads which makes it slippery and hard conditions to drive on.
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Post by youhippy on Mar 22, 2008 2:22:42 GMT
"Well, i don't believe your really black, so there i win!"
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Post by thornyking on Mar 22, 2008 3:35:36 GMT
"I want to kidnap you, please!"
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 22, 2008 10:58:18 GMT
Small Chav That Went To My Old School Who Was Smoking In My Face: You've grown and changed! Me: Haha, i'm in heels and I got my hair cut. ... Me: Well, you've changed, but you haven't grown.
I could have been stabbed at that point.
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Mar 22, 2008 13:39:47 GMT
Me: When was the last time I spoke to you? Best Friend: HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING CASUAL SEX?
(just to clarify.... no, I am not)
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 22, 2008 14:38:51 GMT
My friends drunk boyfriend at 4am: "WHY WON'T YOU COME MAKE SAUSAGES WITH ME? WE NEVER HAVE ADVENTURES ANYMORE"
It was quite sweet really.
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Post by obeseguy on Mar 22, 2008 16:24:14 GMT
"Why are you leaving?"
"Weellll, cause I don't really like any of you."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2008 20:50:00 GMT
My brother says last night, he says: 'I wish I was American so I could do an English accent.'
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 23, 2008 0:40:12 GMT
Bahahaha. LOGICAL DAN.
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Post by stationtostation on Mar 23, 2008 23:19:40 GMT
"YOU DON'T GET CAKE IF YOU STAB"
Sibz.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 23, 2008 23:22:17 GMT
That whole convo was pretty funny.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2008 23:45:20 GMT
I liked 'lol y u stab cake' but I really hate cake now.
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 23, 2008 23:52:09 GMT
'I really love music. . . . I'M ON DRUGS!'
I forgot how much I love Almost Famous.
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Post by mimicry on Mar 24, 2008 16:20:58 GMT
'I really love music. . . . I'M ON DRUGS!' I forgot how much I love Almost Famous. That is such a fantastic movie.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 24, 2008 18:47:48 GMT
We were looking at my friend's old notebooks where she'd written when she was like 8 and there was a Christmas song that was all happy and 'snoe iz wew gud' until the second verse:
"Those children in Romania,* they won't have any presents"
It just seemed highly inappropriate.
*This isn't a funny topic of course, it was just a :/ moment
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Post by newslang on Mar 25, 2008 2:17:30 GMT
"BUM children that is where the man gets an extremely large ass for 9 months"
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 25, 2008 23:42:05 GMT
"Jews invented D minor." - Jonathan on why we should be nice to our Jewish friends.
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Post by lazy poet on Mar 27, 2008 15:22:26 GMT
''I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record''
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