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Post by tombland on Nov 8, 2007 19:34:20 GMT
Speaking of people getting unwarranted praise; Has anyone watched MobileAct Unsigned? When they refer to Jo Whiley as the "most influential woman in music". That doesn't bode very well for women in the music industry...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 20:49:33 GMT
I'm not sure I understand it either. She's allowed to basically play whatever she wants on Radio 1, I think it's safe to say she's the most established DJ there now that they've sidelined Lammo (Chris Moyles aside, on acount of being a cu nt, and Zane Lowe aside, on account of having a show specifically dedicated to 'proper' music). Has anyone actually given her show a listen though? It's terrible, she's such a bad radio DJ. Her little quirks do my head in, she sighs a lot and talks crap and stumbles over her words because it's quite obvious she doesn't really know what to say, nor does she have a lot of natural charisma. Also, re: Jeremy Clarkson: I'm sure there's a reason why - based on number of books sold, more than likely - but I find it horrifying that Penguin have reissued The World According to Clarkson with one of those fancy retro covers, alongside some of the most important books of the decade. Cheerio, Michael. xxx I'd be more terrified if they did that with something vomited forth by Richard Littlecock. Look! Speed cameras, the London Eye and fortnightly bin collections! The craziness of modern-day fascist Britain! He can't understand it and neither can we! By gum it's worse than Stalin!
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 8, 2007 22:19:04 GMT
I <3 Richard Littlejohn. uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Richard_Littlejohn When do lampposts get fixed? There is a lamppost near where I live which sometimes has intermittent clicking noises coming from inside it. I don't like it.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 22:26:34 GMT
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 8, 2007 22:29:58 GMT
I thought the uncyclopedia link would make that clear, but YES, ALWAYS ironically. He is possibly my least favourite person. In the world.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 22:32:57 GMT
I've read the uncyclopedia article before, it's quite a delight. I didn't notice it in your post, I merely react to anyone who says 'Littlejohn for PM!' or somesuch by punching myself repeatedly in the head.
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 8, 2007 22:34:21 GMT
Punching Richard Littlejohn repeatedly in the head would be more effective.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 22:55:37 GMT
I don't think it would, for he is a cyborg with no brain or capability of feeling pain, because no-one is THAT much of a fucking stupid, ignorant, bigoted, unfunny cu nt. WILL SELF VERSUS LITTLEJOHN'SELF: It is a 400 page... I've read 200 pages of it and that is a 200 page recruiting leaflet for the BNP. LITTLEJOHN: Well, you can't comment until you have read the other 200. SELF: Why? Does it suddenly turn into Tolstoy?'
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Post by tombland on Nov 8, 2007 23:24:21 GMT
Christ alive, they're both utter cunce, but Self's pompously entertaining. I almost felt sorry for Littlejohn during parts of that
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2007 23:27:29 GMT
Will Self is a self-important, arrogant twathead, but anyone who can destroy Littlejohn by not saying much at all and completely reserving any rage I would be throwing at the man gets my respect.
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Post by obeseguy on Nov 9, 2007 16:16:53 GMT
I don't think it would, for he is a cyborg with no brain or capability of feeling pain, because no-one is THAT much of a fucking stupid, ignorant, bigoted, unfunny cu nt. WILL SELF VERSUS LITTLEJOHN'SELF: It is a 400 page... I've read 200 pages of it and that is a 200 page recruiting leaflet for the BNP. LITTLEJOHN: Well, you can't comment until you have read the other 200. SELF: Why? Does it suddenly turn into Tolstoy?' This is one of the best things I have ever read.
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Post by indiequeen on Nov 9, 2007 20:09:02 GMT
why i am crying over a charlie cox lookalike
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Post by pigeon song on Nov 10, 2007 19:31:00 GMT
why are adult programs after nine called 'after watershed'? what does watershed come from?
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Post by stationtostation on Nov 10, 2007 20:07:06 GMT
I don't think it would, for he is a cyborg with no brain or capability of feeling pain, because no-one is THAT much of a fucking stupid, ignorant, bigoted, unfunny cu nt. WILL SELF VERSUS LITTLEJOHN'SELF: It is a 400 page... I've read 200 pages of it and that is a 200 page recruiting leaflet for the BNP. LITTLEJOHN: Well, you can't comment until you have read the other 200. SELF: Why? Does it suddenly turn into Tolstoy?' SELF: Does it turn into Tolstoy at page 205? LITTLEJOHN: No it doesn't turn into Tolstoy. I don't set out to be Tolstoy. It is a much more complex book than that. SELF:Than Tolstoy? Ha I think that bit is even funnier.
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Post by obeseguy on Nov 11, 2007 10:48:54 GMT
What else do you expect from an overgrown student union leader who used to be a member of the Communist Party?...Impurifying our precious bodily fluids!
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Post by madeline on Nov 11, 2007 11:39:09 GMT
Qantas. taken over by R.O.B.O.T.S.
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Post by lululoves on Nov 12, 2007 1:01:24 GMT
What is a nice bum?! I've never really known what a good bum is...I'm quite glad in this but, really, big/small/long/tall What generally ticks the boxes for y'all?
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Post by madeline on Nov 12, 2007 7:39:05 GMT
my workmate has the best bum in the world. I tell her this everytime i work with her. It's better than J.Lo's. I guess because it's so rounded and perky.
I have a non existant bum. I'm hoping like chicken fillets for bras they come out with one for knickers so arseless girls can fill out their jeans.
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Post by Debs on Nov 12, 2007 21:57:52 GMT
Small Man Syndrome.
You know the sort; the mini Hitler, the right jobsworth (think traffic warden), the type of bloke that has to exert himself over you just because he's so short that if he tripped he'd drown in your cleavage.
I can no more help being tall than the sufferer of SMS can help being vertically challenged. Why should the rest of the world be at fault because they're short?
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 12, 2007 22:26:52 GMT
Small Man Syndrome. You know the sort; the mini Hitler, the right jobsworth (think traffic warden), the type of bloke that has to exert himself over you just because he's so short that if he tripped he'd drown in your cleavage. I can no more help being tall than the sufferer of SMS can help being vertically challenged. Why should the rest of the world be at fault because they're short? I have a small friend, and he is very concieted. I always figured this was the reason... Luckily, he appears to be getting taller. Fingers crossed.
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