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Post by abolishconfusion on Nov 12, 2007 13:31:50 GMT
My entire love life is a bit of a joke.
But it's not very funny.
However, my loss of virginity is a bit funny/cringey. I was quite drunk on red wine and cider, and just as we started having sex, I'm The Only Gay Eskimo by Tenacious D started playing. Following that was Detachable Penis by King Missile. My friends find this hilarious and sing "...Gay Eskimo" to me ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I just want to forget it :S
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Post by birdwhistle on Nov 12, 2007 15:44:57 GMT
... I hate to be the absolute nerd who has to say that The Only Gay Eskimo is not by Tenacious D, it's by some other comedians I forget the name of.
This in no way ruins the fun.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2007 20:40:00 GMT
A lot of you gals are well mean. I'm lovely.
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Post by Sam on Nov 12, 2007 20:52:35 GMT
I've never had a romantic encounter in my life.
Isn't that funny!
Hint: No, it's not
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Post by fabbit on Nov 12, 2007 22:18:27 GMT
the majority of my romantic encounters are on the edge of ridiculously embarrassing, awkward, or just plain funny. BUT. this is by far my favorite:
There was this boy that I thought was vaguely attractive, and a friend of mine who used to be friends with this boy wanted a reason to get rid of him, and somehow or another me making out with him/acting like i want to hook up with him was going to solve this problem, so we hung out all night & when he kissed me i couldn't help but bursting out laughing, he attempted to kiss me about three more times but the fact that i started laughing every single time made him sort of give up. I tried to explain why I was laughing, and it turned out really horrible, I ended up saying "I'm not laughing at you, I mean, you're kind of funny, but I'm not laughing at you or about you, I'm more of laughing at...ummm...boys...and...ummm...the fact that they are so predictable? You're predictable." God, i have no idea what i was thinking. 3am in the morning is NOT a good time for brain functions.
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Post by newslang on Nov 12, 2007 22:49:39 GMT
The other day I was reminded of a traumatizing experience when I was in the 8th grade.
I had a crush on a boy for, oh, about 3 years. I was much too shy to actually do anything about it, also I was 12, but he definitely knew I liked him. Anyway, one day my sister and I were at the mall and he ended up walking into the same store we were in. He saw me and at the same time my sister was nudging me going "look who it is, Victoria", etc... and so I commenced to turn bright red.
The next day at school I heard him telling all the other boys in line how I had turned "bright red" and they all laughed at me. Then I turned red, yet again.
...actually that's more of a sad story. I blame him for fuelling my shyness throughout high school. There, it's really boys that are meanies.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Nov 13, 2007 0:12:03 GMT
... I hate to be the absolute nerd who has to say that The Only Gay Eskimo is not by Tenacious D, it's by some other comedians I forget the name of. This in no way ruins the fun. Er. Well. That's ruined four years of storytelling.
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Post by birdwhistle on Nov 13, 2007 0:27:46 GMT
I'm sure they suspended their disbelief.
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Post by bridgetbegins on Nov 13, 2007 0:30:25 GMT
Anyone ever tried kissing in the shower?
The one time I tried it (while washing my hairs with a girl named Beck, not the best idea), we ended up with our eyes (and mouths) full of soap. Not terribly pleasant.
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Post by lululoves on Nov 13, 2007 1:30:04 GMT
I liked this guy I met at a party (but goes to my school still). I was in Superdrugs after school, at the till very near the entrance arms full of Superdrugs goods and the boy walks along the shop entrance. He smiles and waves (I smile but can't wave because of shopping) and looks like he is coming in but sharply turns away, looks down and scuttles off. I wonder why until I look and realise its probably the billboard stylee whacking great box of tampons under my chin.
Oh cringe.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Nov 13, 2007 1:35:37 GMT
this one tym i saw my crush hu was a lush lad with a fit bod outside my skool. i tryed to luk kool wiv my mates but den i relized i was BREATHIN in front of him. CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE.
Mizz was such crap.
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Post by bridgetbegins on Nov 13, 2007 1:36:03 GMT
I liked this guy I met at a party (but goes to my school still). I was in Superdrugs after school, at the till very near the entrance arms full of Superdrugs goods and the boy walks along the shop entrance. He smiles and waves (I smile but can't wave because of shopping) and looks like he is coming in but sharply turns away, looks down and scuttles off. I wonder why until I look and realise its probably the billboard stylee whacking great box of tampons under my chin. Oh cringe. Tampons are fun, though! Especially when it's the cute checkout boy at the supermarket (where you happened to have stopped over to buy specifically tampons) and he can't get them to ring up so you both just stand there and fidget for a while.
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Post by fabbit on Nov 13, 2007 2:04:32 GMT
tampons, oh goodness. it was about a month ago, but some guy friends of mine thought it would be incredibly funny to dip a tampon in gatorade and go around hitting unsuspecting people with it. hard to imagine they're 17, isn't it?
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Post by allison on Nov 13, 2007 4:22:13 GMT
uurg tampons.
most humiliating on valentines day when buying tampons and that checkout man goes, "aww, shame. or perhaps not *wink wink*"
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Post by chloelovespw on Nov 13, 2007 4:26:12 GMT
there was a rumor once that one of my friends liked me, so one day when we were hanging out he started to lean towards me as if he were going to kiss me. i flipped out, slapped him right across the face, only for him to tell me that "there's a leaf in your hair."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2007 12:29:29 GMT
this one tym i saw my crush hu was a lush lad with a fit bod outside my skool. i tryed to luk kool wiv my mates but den i relized i was BREATHIN in front of him. CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE. Mizz was such crap. I got such an awesome LUSH LADS desk calendar free with it once. It had Northern Line, Brian from Backstreet Boys and Spike from 911 in it.
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Nov 13, 2007 12:55:48 GMT
... I hate to be the absolute nerd who has to say that The Only Gay Eskimo is not by Tenacious D, it's by some other comedians I forget the name of. This in no way ruins the fun. Er. Well. That's ruined four years of storytelling. From now on, use Corky and the Juicepigs. For accuracy.
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Post by obeseguy on Nov 13, 2007 18:56:51 GMT
uurg tampons. most humiliating on valentines day when buying tampons and that checkout man goes, "aww, shame. or perhaps not *wink wink*" THAT is awful. So awful. What a weird guy. I buy my tampons at a local shop staffed entirely by asian men specifically because of how embarassed they get.
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Post by jay on Nov 13, 2007 19:50:13 GMT
reading all the above makes me so glad i don't get periods..
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Post by flyinglimousines on Nov 13, 2007 20:04:03 GMT
I once (in primary school) put a valentines card in the guy i fancied/was obsessed with's locker and his girlfriend/jealous ex (yeah, she wsa both) found it and ripped it up. That was pretty amusing. That's harsh! Talking about valentines cards, I once got a card saying something like "You're like a box of chocolates, sweet, tasty and a little bit nutty!" I was kinda like... "eh?" One embarrassing "romantic encounter" (it doesn't really count) was when I was in year 6, there was this boy who I really liked and apparently he liked me too. So one time he says "look out there" *points to outside the playground* and he stood beside me and tried to put his arm around me, but me being the idiot I am went "Huh? OH MY GOD" and ran anyway.
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