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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2007 0:14:33 GMT
I REALLY wish I hadn't done that.
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Post by mimicry on Nov 10, 2007 0:18:04 GMT
I REALLY wish I hadn't done that. At least it makes a great story! The only mildly funny story at all I have is that I was talking to this guy for at least ten minutes, and I am so dense I didn't realize he was flirting with me until he said, "So, can I kiss you?" I pretended I was hard of hearing.
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Post by Jam. on Nov 10, 2007 0:23:30 GMT
I REALLY wish I hadn't done that. But you say he had double glazing in his flat, yee? Firstly, how HARD did you throw that brick, secondly, how HIGH up was he?! That's an acheivement! Take it in your stride! Or take up shot put. Or both!
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Post by stationtostation on Nov 10, 2007 0:25:58 GMT
My ex girlfriend's Dad was a Vicar and her Mother was a pre-op female to male transsexual.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2007 0:49:53 GMT
I REALLY wish I hadn't done that. But you say he had double glazing in his flat, yee? Firstly, how HARD did you throw that brick, secondly, how HIGH up was he?! That's an acheivement! Take it in your stride! Or take up shot put. Or both! First floor flat. And it was a MASSIVE and heavy brick. And it didn't exactly sail through the window, it kind of embedded itself in the outer layer part....evidently I think it boils down to shit double glazing.
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 10, 2007 9:55:33 GMT
Ahahah I love those "embarassing stories" things. They're fantastic. I WOZ WALKIN DOWN MA STRET AND SUM LUSH LADZ WAS DER AND DEY LARFED AT ME CUZ I HAD GREEN HARE CUS I JUST BE'D IN DA PPOOL WIV MA NEW BLOND HARE AND DEN I FELL IN A BIN AND TROD IN DOG POO CRINGEZ! hahaha, LOLTIME. I once (in primary school) put a valentines card in the guy i fancied/was obsessed with's locker and his girlfriend/jealous ex (yeah, she wsa both) found it and ripped it up. That was pretty amusing. Oh and when i was in Serbia with some guides for a guide camp, this random Serbian boy called George WELL fancied me. I was in my tent one night (ALONE) and he comes up and like..scratches at my tent going (here is a good point to say that i was in a stage of my life where i wanted to be called Raz and the Serbians called me Ras) "Ras..Ras!..i have a SEECREETTT" in this scary foreign accent and he was there for ages like "come out ras! i know you're not asleeping! i want to tell you a secret!" in the end he got bored of me pretending to be asleep and left the 'secret'/love letter outside the tent and i waited till he had gone and then went and got it. I still have it pinned to my noticebaord. It reads: Ras you must know that you are the most beautiful girl what i ever met. You took my heart. I love you. George. <3 LOL Adorable but scary and hilarious at the same time. PHEW.
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Post by lululoves on Nov 10, 2007 14:00:11 GMT
I got a Valentine's e-card when I was 12 (or 13). I was a bit freaked out by it, honestly. It went something like If love was a flowere, I'd give you a field/If love was a wave I'd give you the sea...blahblahblha...then at the end it said "Please. Matt J x" Yeah, I was a bit embarassed and pretended I didn't get it for like a week. Everyone knew he'd sent me it and went, "OOOh. Lulu & Matt..." Then I sort of publically embarassed him in my art class, I revealed I got the e-card and was a total bitch. I can't beleive how mean I was but decided to keep it up for the rest of the year. (But not nearly as meanly)
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Post by lazy poet on Nov 10, 2007 14:10:44 GMT
this is more embaressing for him that me, i was round my friends house, who was also a boy i'd liked for a little while, we were recording some music and a cable fell on the floor so he bent down to pick it up and as he bent over you could see his pants. they were these disgusting shiny lycra bright green things, like tight cycling shorts and they had holes in them so you see bits of his pale bum flesh underneath and thinking aloud i just said, ''eurgh what are those!'' and he sat up and turned round and asked what i was talking about and all i said was ''oh sorry i thought i saw a shit on the floor. apparantly not''
not as funny as most of the stories here, especially that stamp one ha, that is brilliant but hey
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Post by alysiabfk on Nov 10, 2007 14:18:34 GMT
I was a mean child (well, not really) but anyway...when I was 12 this boy in my class asked me to dance at a dance and I said yes because my mother told me to not be rude at dances because asking someone to dance is not an easy thing to do. Anyway, so we were dancing and before this someone had said "oh he has a crush on someone, etc..." but he had been dancing with people and whatnot so I didn't think anything. And then all of a sudden he was like "Uh, um, Victoria...there's something -" and I cut him off and said "EWW! you don't like ME do you?!" and he was like "uh, um..." and then ran away and cried in a corner the rest of the dance. It's been almost 8 years and my friends still bug me about it. He was always so mean to me! I'll never understand boys.... LOL kinda the same thing happend to me...when i was 12 i was sitting next to this boy in class who told me that his freind was going to ask me to the dance. i started laughing, and i told my freinds. Then he finally asked me(by the way i hated this kid) and i said no!!! He kept asking me all through the dance, until i through my shoe at him. Then he just went around asking all the other girls. LOL, twas a funny dance
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Post by Xteenuh on Nov 10, 2007 14:55:30 GMT
OH! Speaking of dances and people getting things thrown at them.... *Time warp to the 8th grade dance* Same male friend who's liked me for 5 years but I've never liked him back: "Do you um, you know, wanna dance?" Me: "NO" *runs away* *Put above scene on repeat about 70 times* *Later in the dance, the school's infamous hardcore rock band SWAB (Sodomized With A Broomstick) is playing their song "Taco Bell", everyone is watching in awe* *Male friend who's liked me for 5 years but I've never liked him back comes up behind me obviously to bother me some more about this "relationship" we have* Male friend: "Hey, blahblahblahblah, blah blah, blaaaaahhh blaaaahh....* *"Taco Bell" ends with a bang, 3-foot-tall pink-haired drummer boy thrusts his drumstick into the crowd* *MALE FRIEND IS SMACKED IN THE FOREHEAD* Male friend: "OH MY GODDD!! OH GOD! OW!" *3-foot-tall pink-haired drummer boy runs down from the stage* Pink-Hair: "OH MY GOD MAN, I'M SO SORRY, ARE YOU OKAY DUDE?!" Me: *laughing my ass off* Oh, those were good times. P.S. SWAB has since broken up due to an egotistical lead singer. How unfortunate.
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Post by lltoastll on Nov 10, 2007 15:09:38 GMT
I still can't get over the fact that Victoria made a boy cry! haha
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Post by obeseguy on Nov 10, 2007 15:36:21 GMT
SWAB (Sodomized With A Broomstick) That is fucking genius. My first 'boyfriend' was pretty jokes. I had like... weird issues about physical contact with people, romantic or otherwise. I was 13, give me a break. Anyway, I'd flinch any time he touched me. I think it really damaged his self-esteem. Wait. That's not funny.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2007 18:37:08 GMT
I'm 21 and I still do that.
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 10, 2007 19:02:58 GMT
My first proper relationship was with one of my best boy mates who i fancied slightly but really only said yes because i'd never been asked out before (yeah i know, i know, my friends still question whether i fancied him rougly once a month) and we went out for about 3 weeks then i got a group of girls that i wasn't even really friends with to go and dump him for me. Oops. What made it worse was that i was at a Stay-Awake-a-thon and we had to spend the rest of the night avoiding him. I was later banned from any other stay-awake-a-thon's due to the severe symptoms i got the next day. I am now best friends with said ex and we never speak about the relationship. OH WELL.
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Post by hark on Nov 10, 2007 19:39:55 GMT
SWAB (Sodomized With A Broomstick) That is fucking genius. My first 'boyfriend' was pretty jokes. I had like... weird issues about physical contact with people, romantic or otherwise. I was 13, give me a break. Anyway, I'd flinch any time he touched me. I think it really damaged his self-esteem. Wait. That's not funny. I still do that. In fact, the first time a boy tried to kiss me (I think I was 13) I ran away in tears because it freaked me out so much. Really horrible. ps. I guess that could be funny if you look at it right.
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Post by mimicry on Nov 10, 2007 19:45:19 GMT
The first time a boy ever admitted to having a crush on me, he didn't tell me to my face. He didn't even tell one of his friends to tell me. He decided to announce his feelings to the world via his blog.
Oh sophomore year of high school, what an awkward time you were.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Nov 10, 2007 19:54:19 GMT
My first proper relationship You are aware you're thirteen?
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 10, 2007 19:56:15 GMT
Well..not immature enough to have a stupid primary school relationship 'proper' Unlike some people i know.
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Post by stationtostation on Nov 10, 2007 20:09:18 GMT
Well..not immature enough to have a stupid primary school relationship 'proper' Unlike some people i know. So what are the 100s of relationships you go on about constantly on here then? Fictional relationships?
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Post by tivin on Nov 10, 2007 23:21:07 GMT
there's a girl i know who is the girl of my dreams. srsly, shes like an angel. at leeds festival, i went to the toilet one night, stumbled out with a roll of toilet paper in my hand, and guess who was waiting to use the very same toilet? the girl of dreams.
it was a conversation starter though: she came to our tent afterwards (H)
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