Post by lastgoodbye on Apr 27, 2010 18:07:07 GMT
Don't you wish you could find love on the wolfboard? Of course you do.
That's why we designed this definitive and extremely scientific questionnaire to match you up with your one true wolfboard pairing. Only people who are prepared to have their lives changed forever need enter.
When you've filled in the form below, please send your answers to our statistician Sibz (vinyl in mono) and await your soul mate. Patrick Wolf said he would play at any Wolfboard weddings, and we hope that at least some of the couples who are matched up by this thread will take him up on his offer.
(also, where the questions have multiple answers indicated, please select one. Where the multiple choice is built into the question, please just answer with one of them. Where a question is left open, type whatever you feel, man.)
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1. What's your favourite sandwich?
a) Cheese
b) Bacon
c) Chicken
d) Nutella
e) Empty
f) Other
2. Marvel or DC?
3. Do you take it up the shitter?
- Y /
- N
4. Is Battle the worst song ever written?
a) Yes
5. The Ewoks; good, or shit?
6. What's your favourite Disney film?
a) Lion King
b) Snow White
c) Aristocats
d) Jungle Book
e) Sleeping Beauty
f) Other
g) My Mum didn't let me watch Disney films cos she believed they encourage capitalism
7. What's your least favourite Disney film?
8. What's your favourite book?
9. What's your favourite TV show?
10. Are you a 65 year old ex-conservative councillor?
11. Are you secretly Josh?
12. Are you bringing sexy back?
13. Which of the following are you addicted to?
a) alcohol
b) drugs
c) competition
d) the wolfboard
e) barely legal cuties on trampolines
F) House
g) All of the above
14. Do you like anal?
15. How do you take your tea? (select where applicable)
* Milky
* Strong
* From a teapot
* Brewed in the mug
* From teabags
* From a little seivey spoon thing which I put tea leaves in and pour the water through
* With a bit of sugar
* With a lot of sugar
* With delight
16. What emotion comes to mind when you read the words "anal sex"?
a) way-hey MON THE LADS!!!
b) Emotionally neutral
c) "Boy, I wish Anna and Sibz and Josh would stop suggesting questions about anal sex"
d) Other
17. As the protagonist in your own story, do you consider yourself: the princess who needs rescuing, the brave knight, or do you outwardly reject stereotypical gender roles and consider yourself a turret?
18. Which is your favourite doctor?
a) William Hartnell
b) Patrick Troughton
c) Jon Pertwee
d) Tom Baker
e) Peter Davison
f) Colin Baker
g) Sylvester McCoy
h) Paul McGann
i) Christopher Eccleston
j) David Tennant
k) Matt Smith
l) Doctor House
19. Who's your favourite autistic person?
a) Gary Numan
b) Craig from the Vines
c) JJ from Skins
d) Chris-chan
e) Josh
20.
a) Team Edward
b) Team Jacob
c) Team Self-respect
21. A graphic 500+ word essay describing your most recent sexual encounter
22. Who do you think you will be paired with? Go on, have a guess.
That's why we designed this definitive and extremely scientific questionnaire to match you up with your one true wolfboard pairing. Only people who are prepared to have their lives changed forever need enter.
When you've filled in the form below, please send your answers to our statistician Sibz (vinyl in mono) and await your soul mate. Patrick Wolf said he would play at any Wolfboard weddings, and we hope that at least some of the couples who are matched up by this thread will take him up on his offer.
(also, where the questions have multiple answers indicated, please select one. Where the multiple choice is built into the question, please just answer with one of them. Where a question is left open, type whatever you feel, man.)
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1. What's your favourite sandwich?
a) Cheese
b) Bacon
c) Chicken
d) Nutella
e) Empty
f) Other
2. Marvel or DC?
3. Do you take it up the shitter?
- Y /
- N
4. Is Battle the worst song ever written?
a) Yes
5. The Ewoks; good, or shit?
6. What's your favourite Disney film?
a) Lion King
b) Snow White
c) Aristocats
d) Jungle Book
e) Sleeping Beauty
f) Other
g) My Mum didn't let me watch Disney films cos she believed they encourage capitalism
7. What's your least favourite Disney film?
8. What's your favourite book?
9. What's your favourite TV show?
10. Are you a 65 year old ex-conservative councillor?
11. Are you secretly Josh?
12. Are you bringing sexy back?
13. Which of the following are you addicted to?
a) alcohol
b) drugs
c) competition
d) the wolfboard
e) barely legal cuties on trampolines
F) House
g) All of the above
14. Do you like anal?
15. How do you take your tea? (select where applicable)
* Milky
* Strong
* From a teapot
* Brewed in the mug
* From teabags
* From a little seivey spoon thing which I put tea leaves in and pour the water through
* With a bit of sugar
* With a lot of sugar
* With delight
16. What emotion comes to mind when you read the words "anal sex"?
a) way-hey MON THE LADS!!!
b) Emotionally neutral
c) "Boy, I wish Anna and Sibz and Josh would stop suggesting questions about anal sex"
d) Other
17. As the protagonist in your own story, do you consider yourself: the princess who needs rescuing, the brave knight, or do you outwardly reject stereotypical gender roles and consider yourself a turret?
18. Which is your favourite doctor?
a) William Hartnell
b) Patrick Troughton
c) Jon Pertwee
d) Tom Baker
e) Peter Davison
f) Colin Baker
g) Sylvester McCoy
h) Paul McGann
i) Christopher Eccleston
j) David Tennant
k) Matt Smith
l) Doctor House
19. Who's your favourite autistic person?
a) Gary Numan
b) Craig from the Vines
c) JJ from Skins
d) Chris-chan
e) Josh
20.
a) Team Edward
b) Team Jacob
c) Team Self-respect
21. A graphic 500+ word essay describing your most recent sexual encounter
22. Who do you think you will be paired with? Go on, have a guess.