Sergeant Bushman's Lonely Wolf's Club Board

[irrelevant]

Apr 28, 2010 8:49:20 GMT jadeface said:

^ Haha, that would be funny:
"Dear partner of three years, I have to leave you now as I took a quiz on wolfboard and the results suggest I am in love with someone else so bye bye"

Well, I'm willing to take the risk, ahahaha.

'p.s. you can have my anatomically correct spambot i've been hiding from you for when you get lonely'

[jadeface]

Haha.

I just sent mine to sibz.

[husbandwifeheroin]

This thread has caused me to get a 'Punk Dating' Ad banner, and now 'Dating For Older People'.

[wanderer]

Apr 28, 2010 14:27:34 GMT @husbandwifeheroin said:

This thread has caused me to get a 'Punk Dating' Ad banner.

I got that too. It's now one for single parents though...

[tarantella]

How thrilling! I can't wait to see whom I get.

[vultures]

can i have multiple lovers please.

Lets play bang or pass with our results LOL

BANG BANG BANG

[husbandwifeheroin]

Pass.

[sueme]

I actually did it... and realised that I'm so unsuitable for these questions... Oh whatever... ;D

[mimicry]

21. A graphic 500+ word essay describing your most recent sexual encounter

As soon as I put on the gimp mask and he put on the dominatrix badger fursuit I knew it was love...

[helwin tins]

some funny answers here guys. however, i must point out the wolfboard has some serious misconceptions about anal sex

[lastgoodbye]

^ Haha! How many people have handed one in, Sibz?

[wakefromthysleep]

when is deadline?

[helwin tins]

May 1, 2010 7:20:05 GMT lastgoodbye said:

^ Haha! How many people have handed one in, Sibz?

16 including me... ideally i'd like four more.

[lastgoodbye]

So the deadline is when four more people have sent one in, then

[Tellurium]

Aw Sibz, if I'd known you alone were doing all the matchmaking, I'd have spared you a little in my replies! Sorry!

[yellowbelly1945]

That's funny. Who's Josh.

Trouble is I can't answer some of the questions, as I don't drink tea (green or black, only fruit or herb). I don't drink cofee, decaff or caff.
I don't have a TV.
I have no sense of smell so pheramones have no effect on me, and as a result of not being able to smell I can't taste very well.
As for the sandwiches:
a) Cheese - like it, but it's fattening.
b) Bacon - ditto
c) Chicken - only eat chicken twhich I know to be free range and organic, but can't taste much difference between meats so tend not to eat chicken at all
d) Nutella - lovely but far too fattening.
e) Empty - this isn't a snadwich, but just two pieces of bread
f) Other - I tend not to eat sandwiches at home. While out on the streets (delivering local election leaflets) today I ate a crab sandwich and a ham and mustard mayonaisse sandwich.

To the question: 10. Are you a 65 year old ex-conservative councillor? Definitely not. I'm not 65 until 24th June 2010 (and anyone who dares to call me an OAP or Pensioner, or Senior Citizen may arouse my violent side).
I'm a forner Conservative councillor.

I can't remember the last time I saw a Disney film.

I'm probably addicted to the Wolfboard.

Favourite book - difficult to answer. The one I've read most is the Diaries of Etty Hillesum - the diaries of a Dutch jew killed at Auschwitz.

[husbandwifeheroin]

All of that could be in your PM. I think any answer is applicable. I'm sure there's a match out there, for a herbal tea drinking, crab sandwich eating, 64 year old former Tory Councillor.

[lastgoodbye]

Yellowbelly, since you posted a satisfactory amount of answers I reckon you should go into the draw. Fruit or herb tea is totally acceptable as an answer.

[irrelevant]

and let me guess, you take it straight.

ever the enigma, yb.

[nyokiee]

;D done..... just finish clicking the send button,

and i am kinda nervous...