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Post by jay on Apr 6, 2009 12:47:35 GMT
dear bed, stop being so tempting, cosy and comfortable... i have stuff to do today. siiiiiigh
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Post by horrorshock666 on Apr 6, 2009 12:53:49 GMT
Dear BBC,
If you do get taxed for the whole Russell Brand & Jonothan Ross shenanigan, please give the general public the honour of not having to pay the bill for you, after all, you run on the money we give you, so its nice to know that we will be the ones paying the money and we are the ones who had to put up with all that crap in the first place. I have an idea though BBC, pay it out of the wages of the twats in high places instead of giving them a big fat bonus and cancel the expensive champaign and buy them something cheap from Tesco or Netto why don't you?
John
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Post by peppermintstripe on Apr 7, 2009 12:54:47 GMT
jjj god i can't wait to see you. it's been a while and i'm so so so glad you want to see me to. even though i think it's maybe blatently obvious by this stage that we both WOULD be wanting to see each other. wayyy you make me happy. i woke up this morning totally buzzing just because i'm seeing you tonight. bring on no sleep, lets just talk til the sun comes up.
i don't like to use the word love so put something else here.
ac x
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Post by wanderer on Apr 7, 2009 14:20:19 GMT
Dear pollen Please, it is too early for me to get hayfever, spare me a couple of months, please? Love M.
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Apr 7, 2009 16:14:30 GMT
Dear self, Don't use posting on the board as a distraction to try to stave off a panic attack. It's embarrassing. My apologies, Lauren Dear Lauren, Do it if it helps you! Allison2
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Post by Rhiflect on Apr 7, 2009 16:18:17 GMT
Dear Alei and Lauren and everyone, I use the board for everything, i was thinking today about how different I would've been without out. Seriously, i probably would be an uncultured, ignorant cretin of sorts. And i would probably have resorted to self harm or other drastic measures without this place to vent my emotions and worries. TANKS GUYS! LOVE RHI OR RHIANNE OR RHISQUE
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Post by mimicry on Apr 7, 2009 19:01:39 GMT
Dear pollen Please, it is too early for me to get hayfever, spare me a couple of months, please? Love M. Forwarding this to the local pollen. Signed, C
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Post by thornyking on Apr 8, 2009 5:10:27 GMT
Dear Florida, Why can't my life across the country be like this? I feel truly alive right now, and I think it is because I love everything about this sister and the friends. I swear I will cry when I leave. Lots of affection, Erik
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Post by Rhiflect on Apr 8, 2009 13:57:28 GMT
Dear white blood cells, Last night you disappointed me somewhat, letting all these nasty germs get to me. Therefore, i would highly appreciate it if you got your fat while arses into gear. I would quite like to be well for the next two days, so kindly start engulfing those pathogen bitches! You can have a rest at the weekend. Thanks for all the hard work so far. Love Rhianne
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Rose
Empress
Great, great minds against themselves conspire...
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Post by Rose on Apr 8, 2009 14:50:41 GMT
Dear Norwich/Norfolk,
Why must you cloud over on such a nice sunny day? One minute I'm in lovely golden sunlight, the next I'm shivering in the shadows. Metaphorical, much?
Love Rose
Dear History Examiners,
Why is it compulsory to remember so many dates? Things happened. They caused this. It does not matter what year they happened in, so long as they happened in the right order and preferably the right decade. Why do you not care about my analytical comments and instead penalise me for not including a date?
Love Rose
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Post by Bonanza Jellybean on Apr 8, 2009 18:13:15 GMT
Dear internet, Why do you hate me? Please let me get on the website to order my Vulture 7" and stop telling me it's a dead link. Sunshine
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Post by Lauren on Apr 9, 2009 0:23:11 GMT
Dear trolley driver and everyone standing behind me in line,
I am very sorry I am inept at figuring out where to put my tokens and then where to put my money to buy transfers and that it holds everyone up. You all think I am a fool but I swear I'm not that dumb! One day I will succeed and not cause an embarrassing hold-up.
Signed, LJR, Ms.
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Post by stilllovexpatrick on Apr 9, 2009 0:48:12 GMT
Dear girls: You suck.
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Post by cometojoy on Apr 11, 2009 18:59:10 GMT
Dear stilllovexpatrick, You go, girl ! Love Jake.
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Post by horrorshock666 on Apr 11, 2009 19:22:07 GMT
Dear Jay, I just want to say thankyou for being amazing! I think you are bloody brilliant, and i loves you! Cheers chuck,
x JH
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Post by jay on Apr 11, 2009 21:32:13 GMT
dear john, that was pleasant and unexpected. thank you. mwah etc, jay xx
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Post by nouveau on Apr 12, 2009 19:48:13 GMT
Dear House, Clean yourself why don't you? Love, Leah
Dear Wardrobe, Why you no stay fixed? Vexed, Your exhausted owner
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Post by horrorshock666 on Apr 12, 2009 20:17:27 GMT
Dear Jay, No Problem... i would not say it if i did not mean it. You do an amazing job on here!
Dear Brother, Why bring me that wine tonight. It was nice that you popped in, plopped a bottle of wine in my hands and left... but now i am in a wine induced state, listening to Amy Winehouse and feeling rather depressed. Lovely... Happy Easter to me. Also, why could you not stay? I've spent all today alone, and your visit was nice and welcome... now i am alone again.
Dear Self, Why are you babbling on, your a little pissed and should know better. Leave this internet world for tonight my darling, and turn Amy Winehouse off... listening to her aint going to make you feel any better, neither is it going to get you a soulmate.
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Rose
Empress
Great, great minds against themselves conspire...
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Post by Rose on Apr 12, 2009 21:20:22 GMT
Dear laptop, Why are you still slightly stickified with hairspray? It was days and days ago that you managed to get into the firing line of my aerosol can.
Dear school books, Prepare yourselves for a good rifling. I know you Latin translations CAN do yourselves, but you just prefer me to help you out a little bit. You're going to be seriously well used in my week of solid revision, beginning tomorrow.
Dear self, Please stop writing to inanimate objects. Talking to them is one thing, they can understand that, but I doubt sincerely if they can read.
Regards, Rose
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Post by peppermintstripe on Apr 19, 2009 15:05:09 GMT
hello dahlin. haircut? your hair is lovelynice as it is but if it's really really "annoying" you then i think that's the way to go. lets call it "the softened bowl cut". it's quite sexy. NME is a rubbish magazine when it comes to things actually worth reading but not bad for haircut inspiration. 'ever. x
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