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Post by hangontoyourego on Jun 21, 2007 17:03:08 GMT
Pft Hannah you women never learn from your mistakes do you?
First a smooth talking snake, now a smooth talking Lucifer...
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Post by ihaveanego on Jun 21, 2007 17:03:22 GMT
I made 'drunk'. There's nothing wrong with it! I have no biscuits, those belong to God. I tried stealing them but his pearly gates have some kind of electronic protection ray.
God is jealous of my suave personality and smooth way of speaking. It's obvious.
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Post by bluearrangements on Jun 21, 2007 17:08:24 GMT
Oh shut up Dad, like you've been so successful with the ladies. The only action you ever get is from the nuns, who are old and decrepit by the time they get to heaven. Satan- You have no biscuits? I thought that was the deal. You're so deceiving and evil. I like it
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Post by ihaveanego on Jun 21, 2007 17:09:42 GMT
I had to find some kind of evil way to tempt your soul. When you told me about the biscuits, it all came together.
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Post by yojimbo on Jun 21, 2007 17:22:31 GMT
Dear God,
Do you like me?
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Post by ihaveanego on Jun 21, 2007 17:23:07 GMT
God likes himself.
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Post by bluearrangements on Jun 21, 2007 17:29:26 GMT
I think everybody likes you, except Jesus cos he feels a bit threatened. He's worried you'll take over his coveted position of Daddy's favourite.
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Post by Lauren on Jun 21, 2007 18:06:45 GMT
Dear God,
1. I'm thinking about becoming a saint. What sorts of miracles should I try to perform?
2. Do you prefer your name written as G~d?
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Post by yojimbo on Jun 21, 2007 18:24:32 GMT
I think everybody likes you, except Jesus cos he feels a bit threatened. He's worried you'll take over his coveted position of Daddy's favourite. haha..I really don't know what to say in reply to that.
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Post by hark on Jun 21, 2007 18:28:44 GMT
Deer Gawd, If yew exist, y is ther sooooooo mch sufrin in da wrld LOLZ?
ilu Laura xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
ps. do u have myspace? yr hott!1!!
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Post by Lauren on Jun 21, 2007 18:33:52 GMT
Now that is just inappropriate.
haha
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Post by yojimbo on Jun 21, 2007 18:36:48 GMT
Deer Gawd, If yew exist, y is ther sooooooo mch sufrin in da wrld LOLZ? ilu Laura xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx ps. do u have myspace? yr hott!1!! Well according to myspace search, he has over 500.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 21, 2007 18:38:59 GMT
Dear God,
How did you feel about your son getting off with that hooker Mary Magdalene?
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Post by Lauren on Jun 21, 2007 18:39:00 GMT
So all the monotheistic religions are incorrect?!
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 21, 2007 18:40:33 GMT
So all the monotheistic religions are incorrect?! This is going in my Top 10 Internet Message Board Thread That Have Caused Existential Crises
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Post by Lauren on Jun 21, 2007 18:42:11 GMT
Would you like me to call an existential doctor for you to calm you down?
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Post by yojimbo on Jun 21, 2007 18:43:00 GMT
So all the monotheistic religions are incorrect?! This is going in my Top 10 Internet Message Board Thread That Have Caused Existential Crises Does Patrick's outburst thread currently holds first place?
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Post by tesla on Jun 21, 2007 18:44:29 GMT
I just lost all the remaining respect I had for you.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 21, 2007 18:45:04 GMT
This is going in my Top 10 Internet Message Board Thread That Have Caused Existential Crises Does Patricks outburst thread currently holds first place? It does actually. Following that thread my best friend held a Patrick Wolf day for me to help me with my grief. Sibz's Top Tip: When grieving, glitter helps.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 21, 2007 18:46:00 GMT
Would you like me to call an existential doctor for you to calm you down? Actually if you could just send Patrick round I'm sure it'll sort itself out.
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