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Post by irrelevant on Jun 20, 2010 21:16:48 GMT
it seems quite a few of us cling to the word 'awkward' when describing ourselves like an insecurity blanket. a unique commonality to bind us together to be sure, but it apparently works. with that said, which two wolfies, being setup on a proper date [knocking on door with flowers, fancy dinner, late-night stroll] would experience the most uncomfortable night out? try to avoid the cheap gags, like going for conflicting sexualities with two straight males etc.
my guess? i'm not really sure. maybe if mimicry called up thornyking, clare would get so nervous she'd pronounce erik's name with a 'c' and in turn erik might accidentally pronounce clare's name with an 'i'. AWKWARD!
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Post by helwin tins on Jun 20, 2010 21:35:51 GMT
mimicry called up thornyking just saying. aren't all formal dates intrinsically awkward? i wouldn't really know. |
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Post by irrelevant on Jun 20, 2010 21:49:47 GMT
welcome to our thread, vinyl in mono. we think you may have missed the superlative suffix.
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Post by mimicry on Jun 21, 2010 1:12:22 GMT
I am the suavest motherfucker the world has ever seen. I would take Erik out on the most charming outing that boy would not know what hit him
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Post by mimicry on Jun 21, 2010 1:13:40 GMT
Side note: before I read the first post, my response was going to be "me + anyone in the world". Way to beat me at my own game  |
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Post by irrelevant on Jun 21, 2010 2:35:28 GMT
Way to beat me at my own game MOST ADDICTIVE GAME OF ALL TIME!! -- satisfied customer  |
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Post by thornyking on Jun 21, 2010 4:14:55 GMT
Have you pitched this idea to any TV networks yet? I think there may be a market for a wolfie dating reality show.
HURRY UP, I want to be in the first episode with Clare.
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Post by Lemon Bloody Cola on Jun 21, 2010 6:50:23 GMT
Most awkward date? Rhi and Yellowbelly.. I imagine that would be awkward for everyone involved. In fact I feel awkward and just a little bit innappropriate suggesting it.
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Post by irrelevant on Jun 21, 2010 7:54:06 GMT
it was for the good of the thread. you chose the righteous path.
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Post by jadeface on Jun 21, 2010 8:01:24 GMT
I've only had one formal date. I was lke 17ish. We were both awkward, and we were both into writing at the time. He showed me his writing and I showed him mine (lolol). We kissed. Well, I did a closed-mouth kiss because I wasn't into it and he caught me off guard as I was looking around, then, he forced his tongue through my closed lips and basically licked my teeth.
Then I went home, the end.
Anyway, my point is, I'M PRETTY SURE, I'm amazing and awkward dates. I'm trying to think of who I'd be extra awkward with on here...
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Post by Lemon Bloody Cola on Jun 21, 2010 8:06:10 GMT
I've only been one date and it took place last year. It was lovely and we played hangman with obscure Morrissey songs and.... *gulp* LORD KILL THE PAIN...
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Post by irrelevant on Jun 21, 2010 8:16:56 GMT
Have you pitched this idea to any TV networks yet? I think there may be a market for a wolfie dating reality show. HURRY UP, I want to be in the first episode with Clare. we'd probably have to put together one of those half-assed ten-minute sample segments to give them a proper feel for it. hot tub scene in a grandma's bathroom just might be the vibe we're going for. sorry for taking so long with my reply.  |
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Post by irrelevant on Jun 21, 2010 8:20:56 GMT
We kissed. Well, I did a closed-mouth kiss because I wasn't into it and he caught me off guard as I was looking around, then, he forced his tongue through my closed lips and basically licked my teeth. Then I went home, the end. someone might see that kiss as horribly awkward. but someone else might see that as an optimistic showcase of his dexterous tongue. and that someone else i guess is me.  |
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Jun 21, 2010 8:27:22 GMT
Luke & Josh
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Post by Lemon Bloody Cola on Jun 21, 2010 8:30:18 GMT
What?! I had no idea you've been here long enough to remember the epic Josh/Luke saga. We actually go on pretty well when we met despite him being slightly needly at points and getting a bit pissy when I threw cake at him. |
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Jun 21, 2010 8:35:25 GMT
Anna Peeneighdough knows all and sees all.
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Post by admin on Jun 21, 2010 12:42:28 GMT
I ship it. I'd have you all. You wouldn't be posting sad lyrics on Facebook after a night in with me, etc. Cheerio, Michael. xxx |
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Post by helwin tins on Jun 21, 2010 15:46:34 GMT
What?! I had no idea you've been here long enough to remember the epic Josh/Luke saga. that's what I was thinking! But good choice. Luke is a pretty awkward individual anyway. |
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Post by Rhiflect on Jun 21, 2010 20:10:57 GMT
LOL, Anna research all of Wolfboard history enit.
Also, that is a very appropriate suggestion Josh. I am scared of all men over about 64. So unlucks yella! No one else would be awkward with me. I am the queen of unawkward.
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Post by mimicry on Jun 21, 2010 20:35:37 GMT
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