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Post by helwin tins on May 5, 2010 22:21:06 GMT
this is a community project, everyone get involved!
first off, who wants to marry us? really i feel it should be bushman.
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Post by Lemon Bloody Cola on May 5, 2010 22:25:08 GMT
Bushman would do a good job of course, but if you had me conduct the service I'd do it entirely via the medium of RAP.
"bumping and jumping on this funky ride
helter skelter
down that slide
Sibz and Tara unionised
I tell you now homes, kiss da bride"
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Post by helwin tins on May 5, 2010 22:27:08 GMT
you've got the job.
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Post by mimicry on May 5, 2010 23:40:09 GMT
I do! Oh wait, like officiate? Um... offer withdrawn. |
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Post by helwin tins on May 5, 2010 23:48:58 GMT
can you do face/body painting clare?
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Post by mimicry on May 5, 2010 23:53:17 GMT
Of course I can! I'll even help wash it out of everyone's back hair.
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Post by tarantella on May 6, 2010 0:27:47 GMT
Yay! I love body painting! Maybe I should forgo that spangly bikini and have one painted on me instead.  Don't worry Clare, I'll wax my back first -- unless you're into hairy backs.  I would invite you to marry us, but I think my wife-to-be might be the jealous sort. I'm not sure, we haven't really had the talk on polygamy yet. Who are our bridesmaids and groomsmen? Flower girls? Who's going to walk Sibz and/or me down the aisle? I suggest that the reception be replaced by an orgy -- don't worry, we'll still serve drinks. Oh, and a cake! There will be a magnificent cake. |
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Post by helwin tins on May 6, 2010 0:37:23 GMT
i think it should be held in a roller disco, and we should get married in the middle bit, and everyone else can skate in a circle around.
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Post by idreamofcherrypies on May 6, 2010 0:44:36 GMT
As long as neither of you wear tiger pants a la Robbie William's roller disco, that sounds like a great idea.
Congratulations, btw!
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Post by mimicry on May 6, 2010 1:32:17 GMT
Tara, I will vajazzle you like no one has been vajazzled before.
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Post by lastgoodbye on May 6, 2010 6:27:32 GMT
Can I be best man!?
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Post by helwin tins on May 6, 2010 13:34:15 GMT
yes.
why were you up at 6.30am?!
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on May 6, 2010 15:14:56 GMT
Rhianne is definitely flower girl.
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Post by lastgoodbye on May 6, 2010 15:56:42 GMT
yes. why were you up at 6.30am?! I get up at six every day for school  And I'm always ready to leave by about six thirty, haha, when I don't have to leave til twenty past 8. I just like having lots and lots of spare time for drinking tea and listening to the radio and eating bran flakes and stuff. Sometimes wolfboard. |
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Post by Rhiflect on May 6, 2010 20:59:52 GMT
Flower girl indeed! I'm assuming they'd be some sort of feminist flower?
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Post by tarantella on May 7, 2010 2:25:46 GMT
Flowers are representative of vulvas, so they are inherently feminist! Or they are tools of the patriarchy meant to keep women in their place.  It's probably best if you just strew glitter and confetti around the roller disco instead. A glitter girl is much better than a flower girl! |
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Post by wanderer on May 7, 2010 8:09:20 GMT
I think I missed the bit where this wedding was decided but I vote that Jay walks you down the aisle, 'cos she is like the mother of wolfboard.
(in an unoffensive way...you know what I mean...)
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Post by helwin tins on May 7, 2010 13:15:38 GMT
i don't like the whole concept of anyone giving anyone away. NO-ONE OWNS ME MAAAAN.
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