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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 14:20:34 GMT
I hate science and think we should all be taught how to transmute lead into gold instead. Science only causes bad things, like war and stuff. I never think critically about anything and I think no one else should either. Just because no one has transmuted lead into gold doesn't mean it's impossible! Teach the controversy!!
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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 14:21:11 GMT
Today I was walking by the pond and I saw a pinko commie NUTRIA and it was making a nest in the bank! That invasive species is probably pregnant and all of its little water rat babies are going to put a strain on our health care and steal our jobs and take our women! It's already occupying prime waterfront real estate that could go to some better AMERICAN rodent! Nutria are dumb and lazy and I don't think they even speak English
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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 14:23:19 GMT
seriouspost alert
I am pretty sure that The Wire is one of the greatest shows of all time, if only for this (watch it all, so worth it!)
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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 14:28:05 GMT
also, Pluto should never have been a planet.
Discuss!
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Apr 20, 2010 14:38:16 GMT
Pluto was the best planet.
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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 15:04:23 GMT
Pluto's orbital tilt deviates from the solar system plane by 17 degrees! The next largest deviation is Mercury, which is only 7 degrees. Even Eris is a better dwarf planet than Pluto. Can't even sweep its obit clean of debris, stupid Pluto
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Apr 20, 2010 15:10:24 GMT
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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 15:30:58 GMT
UGH get that away from here
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Apr 20, 2010 15:50:45 GMT
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Post by mimicry on Apr 20, 2010 16:57:45 GMT
noooooooo
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Post by sarah on Apr 20, 2010 17:42:01 GMT
pluto more like poopo
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Post by victorinox on Apr 20, 2010 19:00:47 GMT
i hate cats they're selfish and they claw at things, think i only ever said i was a 'cat person' to feel better about not being a 'people person'
don't care about pluto as long as they keep jupiter (fave)
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Post by irrelevant on Apr 20, 2010 20:24:39 GMT
in general, the ship of theseus paradox applies to all online messageboards. when all of the parts and cogs, in this case posters, that made the place what it was are replaced, the case of whether or not the messageboard still is the same messageboard comes into question. in this paradox, the dilemma would occur just prior to the zombie mutiny as referenced in patrick wolf's song, theseus, featuring tilda swinton as the voice of hope.
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Post by irrelevant on Apr 20, 2010 20:40:13 GMT
the alchemists would agree with the op about pluto. insufficient telescopes, my ear.
ancient texts describe pluto, and the celestial bodies neptune and uranus, with disdain and thus did not recognize them as having dominion over any known metals [such as venus ruling copper and mars ruling iron]. with pluto in their minds being the equivalent of a planetary anal bead for the 7th planet.
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Post by irrelevant on Apr 20, 2010 20:42:13 GMT
the attachment of stickers typically occurs by accident.
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Post by tarantella on Apr 20, 2010 22:15:22 GMT
oh my. Well, you know, I don't believe in chemistry. I don't think atoms exist. I mean, have you ever seen an atom? Sure, there's stuff like but even a total newb could tell that's shopped. And what about geometry? Prepare yourselves, because I am about to blow your minds: Circles are IMAGINARY. Perfect circles don't exist in nature! Like homosexuality. Also: contrary to the popular beliefs of this board, unicorns don't exist.
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Post by Rhiflect on Apr 20, 2010 22:17:55 GMT
Homosexuality doesn't happen in nature?! I thought like, 1 in 10 dogs were gay or something..
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Post by tarantella on Apr 20, 2010 22:34:09 GMT
I was trying to be inflammatory and outrageous.
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Apr 20, 2010 22:47:29 GMT
yeah well heterosexuality doesn't exist just very very in the closet homosexuals.
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Post by Jazzy Jeff on Apr 20, 2010 22:47:47 GMT
WIRE WIRE WIRE WIRE I have nothing inflammatory or outrageous to say. Except that I get pissed off with people who say they're depressed and am generally hugely unsympathetic, and all the while people in my life tell me I'M depressed. I'm not depressed I'm the happiest person I know. Depressed people annoy me.
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