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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 16, 2007 21:52:55 GMT
Bikes have rights too, you know.
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Post by mynameisHughGrant on Nov 16, 2007 21:57:14 GMT
butbut...when did the situation...ahem...arise...in which to make these laws?
or was there just excessive campaigning from bicycle unions?
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 16, 2007 22:03:02 GMT
I'm not sure, but it's an interesting thought. If such a union existed, do you reckon I would be able to join?
I think we should all take a moment to imagine what the product of this unusual act of love would look like. Half man- half bike. Cool.
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Post by lazy poet on Nov 16, 2007 22:04:50 GMT
like a centaur with wheels
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 16, 2007 22:06:42 GMT
like a centaur with wheels Oh! I was more thinking along the lines of a person with handlebars instead of a neck and head. But yours is much better.
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Post by fabbit on Nov 16, 2007 22:10:26 GMT
the man who married a dog is by far weirder. now i would understand if maybe he had a thing for dogs, but marrying a dog because your astrologist said it would cure your illnesses, that's a bit odd.
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 16, 2007 22:12:19 GMT
the man who married a dog is by far weirder. now i would understand if maybe he had a thing for dogs, but marrying a dog because your astrologist said it would cure your illnesses, that's a bit odd. What if a dog and a bike got married?
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Post by mynameisHughGrant on Nov 16, 2007 22:15:09 GMT
the man who married a dog is by far weirder. now i would understand if maybe he had a thing for dogs, but marrying a dog because your astrologist said it would cure your illnesses, that's a bit odd. What if a dog and a bike got married? you know in the simpsons when they strike oil under the school and it hits the treehouse and the treehouse collapses on santa's little helper's hind legs and he has his back legs in a wheelchair and walks around dragging it behind with his front legs? like that
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Post by fabbit on Nov 16, 2007 22:16:02 GMT
the man who married a dog is by far weirder. now i would understand if maybe he had a thing for dogs, but marrying a dog because your astrologist said it would cure your illnesses, that's a bit odd. What if a dog and a bike got married? they'd make beautiful babies. and we'd have an amazing new form of transportation.
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 16, 2007 22:19:18 GMT
liz - yes, I know exactly what you mean. they'd make beautiful babies. and we'd have an amazing new form of transportation. I reckon if you could get that to work you would make a fortune.
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Post by Xteenuh on Nov 16, 2007 22:22:30 GMT
like a centaur with wheels HAHAHAHAHA. Oh my God, the image I got from this statement was just freakin' great. I... really don't get why they had to call the police for this. It says he was in his bedroom... so he wasn't doing this in PUBLIC or with the window wide open or anything. I mean if I walked in on someone jacking off I wouldn't run to the police station... and isn't that kinda just the same as using a bike?! I mean it's not even actual sex! I never heard about the guy who married a dog but I know for certain there was a woman who married a rock. Imagining the wedding night frightens the hell out of me.
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 16, 2007 22:23:40 GMT
I never heard about the guy who married a dog but I know for certain there was a woman who married a rock. Imagining the wedding night frightens the hell out of me. And me, now. Thanks... for that, Christina
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Post by fabbit on Nov 16, 2007 22:24:54 GMT
I'm assuming he was just humping the bike... I mean, come on, we've all humped odd objects every now and then. Really no reason...
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Post by ihaveanego on Nov 16, 2007 22:28:09 GMT
I never heard about the guy who married a dog but I know for certain there was a woman who married a rock. Imagining the wedding night frightens the hell out of me. There was also once a woman who married a snake. Love at first bite?
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Post by Xteenuh on Nov 16, 2007 22:34:34 GMT
Oh, that reminds me of the story of Alexander the Great! I guess a serpent was a symbol of some sort of god and Alex's father apparently saw his wife with a snake in her bed before she became pregnant with Alexander, and so he suspected she was impregnated by the god in the form of the serpent, which was why Alex was so "Great" 'n all I guess. But the History Channel movie we watched about it in class last year was freakin' hilarious, they kept showing the woman writhing around in bed with this huge-ass snake with Alex's father looking on, peering through the crack in the door, with dramatic music playing and the narrorator's deep voice telling the story... BUT THEY KEPT SHOWING THE SAME SCENE OVER AND OVER. It was ridiculous. P.S. You're welcome Florence
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Post by fabbit on Nov 16, 2007 22:52:04 GMT
Oh, that reminds me of the story of Alexander the Great! I guess a serpent was a symbol of some sort of god and Alex's father apparently saw his wife with a snake in her bed before she became pregnant with Alexander, and so he suspected she was impregnated by the god in the form of the serpent, which was why Alex was so "Great" 'n all I guess. But the History Channel movie we watched about it in class last year was freakin' hilarious, they kept showing the woman writhing around in bed with this huge-ass snake with Alex's father looking on, peering through the crack in the door, with dramatic music playing and the narrorator's deep voice telling the story... BUT THEY KEPT SHOWING THE SAME SCENE OVER AND OVER. It was ridiculous. P.S. You're welcome Florence that's one odd mental image.
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 17, 2007 10:19:31 GMT
Oh for sure. What if the bike went to jail? Surely it CONSENTED to being felt up, otherwise the man would be going in for rape.
Also, maybe the man was the victim in all of this! :/
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Post by obeseguy on Nov 17, 2007 13:48:01 GMT
In the words of one of my esteemed colleagues, "Let the man ting what he wants to ting."
If it was an animal or a kid or something, sure, that's not cool. But who gives a shit if he wants to get his freak on with a bicycle.
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Post by hark on Nov 17, 2007 22:40:19 GMT
exactly! He was in the privacy of his own room. If he wants to act like a weird bastard in it, let him. I find it ridiculous that he was even charged.
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Post by blair on Nov 18, 2007 1:10:52 GMT
Considering the people I know from Ayr this isn't as odd as it could be.
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