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Post by Deleted on Mar 27, 2008 23:26:01 GMT
I think the whole banana thing was a myth created by movies. I thought it was a cucumber anyway
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Post by jay on Mar 27, 2008 23:26:19 GMT
we had a cockmodel at university for practicing catheters. beat that.
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Post by bridgetbegins on Mar 27, 2008 23:37:48 GMT
we had a cockmodel at university for practicing catheters. beat that. Okay, that's cooler than our model. It was really small, so the condom was everywhere and it was just... awkward. Plus, she was really excited to tell us, so it was like 'and then the penis becomes erect! and the foreskin retracts!' with a really stilted cadence.
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Post by jay on Mar 27, 2008 23:43:57 GMT
it was huge, though. presumably so we could see the tubes and everything but... haha, many funny moments when the lecturer wasn't around. the resus models were hilarious too, and there was always this full body model in one of the beds for patient handling exercises which was just... the scariest thing ever. you'd walk in there to get something and there's a fucking WOMAN IN THE BED AHH. staring at you. with her cold, plastic eyes.
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Post by bridgetbegins on Mar 27, 2008 23:46:58 GMT
it was huge, though. presumably so we could see the tubes and everything but... haha, many funny moments when the lecturer wasn't around. the resus models were hilarious too, and there was always this full body model in one of the beds for patient handling exercises which was just... the scariest thing ever. you'd walk in there to get something and there's a fucking WOMAN IN THE BED AHH. staring at you. with her cold, plastic eyes. When I was at the local teaching hospital this summer, they had breathing plastic models. With pulses and lungs and all. That was freaky.
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Post by jay on Mar 27, 2008 23:49:31 GMT
wow, that's scary. i was freaked out enough by the resus models that would bleep if you were breathing too hard (BLEEP! I AM GOING TO ASPIRATE VOMIT LOL) or too soft... or the ones that would whistle as you looked down at their chests..
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 28, 2008 10:04:32 GMT
My friend Am to a homeless guy: "I'm sorry, we can't talk to you. We have to find our friend, he's cold"
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Post by lazy poet on Mar 28, 2008 16:06:45 GMT
we had the banana condom lesson but instead spent the whole time blowing condoms up like balloons and hitting them about the room. we also discovered that the condoms could stretch from our fingers tips to about an inch past our elbows. that's pretty.er..large. we thought
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Post by abolishconfusion on Mar 28, 2008 16:18:48 GMT
There's some way of getting a condom over a phonebox. Fact.
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Post by bridgetbegins on Mar 28, 2008 16:53:05 GMT
There's some way of getting a condom over a phonebox. Fact. Some kid put it over his head in my class. I was impressed.
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Post by Rhiflect on Mar 28, 2008 18:02:21 GMT
We were really excited about the whole condom on the banana scenario but it never happened Instead we got some acne-ridden PE teacher who knew less about contraception than most of my form. ''I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record'' Brother: Dad, do you know who Leonard Cohen is? Dad: Yes Brother: Who is he? Dad: He's a man who makes songs that you listen to once and then you slit your throat. Haha, I love my dad.
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Post by newslang on Mar 28, 2008 18:20:34 GMT
Mean Girls is still the best, though...
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."
"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die."
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Post by cheshire on Mar 29, 2008 2:54:40 GMT
My friend went to an all-girls school. She once posed the question, "What do you think people thought of our teacher taking thirty cucumbers and a box of condoms to a checkout stand?"
As for my glorious catholic grammar school education, we were taught nil about sex except for anatomy, "don't do it," and 'We're not against gays, we're just against the acts of being gay," to justify the church. Which is funny because at the moment about 50% of my old class is bisexual or gay, and less than that percent haven't been messing about like rabbits since graduation.
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 31, 2008 0:22:36 GMT
Aha. I remember in 5th grade when we first had our 'Human Development' (how PC) classes. The entire class fell asleep until the teacher was all 'Hey, let's have a question box because you rambunctious kids aren't blunt enough!'
This served no purpose until one day someone put in a question about oral sex and the teacher told us, in detail, about how to give a blow job.
Now that I go to an all-girls school, 'Human development' has been renamed 'English'.
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Post by hmmdeh on Mar 31, 2008 1:00:31 GMT
This is an extract from possibly the most upsetting fan-fiction I've ever read:
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" cried Hagrid, as the silvery spray erupted from the tip of his wand. "Well -- whoever called you a Squib was clearly misinformed." Hagrid looked up with a start as Snapes entered the room, smiling cruelly and loosening his robes...
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Post by toadstool on Mar 31, 2008 1:23:59 GMT
^ Oh dear SNAPE! clothe yourself! Hagrid, EYEMUFFS! Quote of the day would be:
"Candace, beware of Gypsies and Crows."
I like Gypsies and Crows.
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Post by hmmdeh on Mar 31, 2008 1:34:25 GMT
^ Oh dear SNAPE! clothe yourself! Hagrid, EYEMUFFS! Quote of the day would be: "Candace, beware of Gypsies and Crows." I like Gypsies and Crows. AAAAAAHHHHHH *tears out eyes* I really do wish that I hadn't been unfortunate enough to stumble across that fanfiction now... Where's your quote from?
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Post by allison on Mar 31, 2008 2:17:11 GMT
The entire class fell asleep until the teacher was all 'Hey, let's have a question box because you rambunctious kids aren't blunt enough!' This served no purpose until one day someone put in a question about oral sex and the teacher told us, in detail, about how to give a blow job. we had that sort of question box, except we abused it and asked all sorts of inappropriate questions, like asking for explicit explanations of just about every position we knew about and personal questions pertaining to our teacher's sex life. it was hilariously juvenile.
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Post by chloelovespw on Mar 31, 2008 4:07:22 GMT
Same here. Another standout question that popped up about five times was 'Why can't dogs and cats have babies?'
(not only did that pop up in a sex ed class in 5th grade, someone asked it in a 7th grade french class last year.)
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Post by jay on Mar 31, 2008 12:51:57 GMT
i loved the anonymous question box when i taught sex and relationship education. 14 year olds come up with the funniest shit. the hardest part was keeping a straight face and trying to answer them all seriously.
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