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Post by dee on May 11, 2008 1:06:21 GMT
'Cruel Intentions 2' and 'The Crow: Salvation' (the one with Ed Furlong). I haven't decided which yet, but one of those films is possibly the worst that I have ever seen.
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Post by Rhiflect on May 11, 2008 9:11:09 GMT
Next with Nicholas Cage.
Hate him, hated that film INFINITE amounts
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Post by admin on May 12, 2008 14:45:39 GMT
Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, when I have my reich...
All trace of this dreadful, dreadful film will be wiped from the face of New Earth, and anyone who owned one of those douchey teeshirts will be fired off into the Sun, which will be renamed Planet of the Twats for the occassion.
Cheerio, Michael. xxx
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Post by mimicry on May 12, 2008 14:54:28 GMT
The Notebook.
I would sooner gouge out my eyes.
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Post by stationtostation on May 12, 2008 15:37:36 GMT
Donnie Darko.
Like an expensive adaptation of a 15 year olds appalling poetry - with some of the lamest most played out "satire" in the history of Hollywood as an added bonus.
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Post by sarah on May 12, 2008 16:06:37 GMT
Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, when I have my reich... All trace of this dreadful, dreadful film will be wiped from the face of New Earth, and anyone who owned one of those douchey teeshirts will be fired off into the Sun, which will be renamed Planet of the Twats for the occassion. Cheerio, Michael. xxx oh good, it's not just me who completely does not understand this film and i would probably agree with Josh as well |
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Post by Rhiflect on May 12, 2008 18:43:51 GMT
High School Musical.
Grooaan.
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Post by dee on May 12, 2008 18:48:50 GMT
I hated 'Napolean Dynamite' when I first saw it- it's barely a film- but it grew on me and now I willingly watch it. Donnie Darko I enjoyed but couldn't tell you why. All the art students at my uni loved that film
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Post by Caro on May 12, 2008 20:40:41 GMT
Juno
I was soooooooo disappointed because everyone told me this movie was sooo good. . .
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Post by Xteenuh on May 12, 2008 20:50:52 GMT
Napoleon Dynamite. Oh, when I have my reich... All trace of this dreadful, dreadful film will be wiped from the face of New Earth, and anyone who owned one of those douchey teeshirts will be fired off into the Sun, which will be renamed Planet of the Twats for the occassion. Cheerio, Michael. xxx I fucking LOST my Napoleon Dynamite DVD. Goddammit. I'm SO ANGRY!!!11!1! Anyway, I agree with I Predict A Riot, I have absolutely no desire to see Juno ever again. Also, Grease. That is probably THE worst movie. I have. Ever. Seen. Actually wait, I think Cinderfella is probably worse... Also The Hebrew Hammer. Hahahaha. Oh Lord. Some of it was pretty hilarious, but... I don't think I can handle it again. Love Andy Dick in it though. |
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Post by choolin firth on May 12, 2008 20:59:33 GMT
I don't mind Juno or The Notebook. Actually I really love The Notebook, but that's probably because anything sentimental leaves me rolling on the floor in tears.
But Rhianne! High School Musical! It's a classic! How can you not love Zac Efron's face and dance moves? I think I have a love/hate relationship with that film- I hate it so much that I end up obsessing over it.
edit: I just realised I didn't add my own contribution. Citizen Kane. Ew. Being a 70 year old at heart, I watched it hoping it would be the brilliant classic everyone said it would be. It really wasn't. Every character was mean and only liked money (and/or sledges) and it was just a dissapointment.
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Post by mimicry on May 12, 2008 21:40:31 GMT
Juno I was soooooooo disappointed because everyone told me this movie was sooo good. . . I have such a grudge against Juno. It tried way too hard to be what it thought an "indie" film should be, even though "indie" is hardly a genre. I mean genre in the sense of a group of things having similar characteristics in the devices it uses, like romantic comedies are a genre or like slasher movies are a genre. (Much like "indie music" is hardly a genre, as it's based on record labels and such.) Juno was like "hey look at me, you guys! I'm such an indie film despite my large budget and well-established actors!" |
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2008 22:50:24 GMT
'The Crow: Salvation' (the one with Ed Furlong). I watched that during one of the long long nights I was up doing my dissertation. It's a laugh-riot! Tara Reid! David Boreanaz! Ed Furlong looking like a disgruntled twat who takes My Chemical Romance just a little too seriously! My signature is from that film. I think I might buy all the Crow films. Juno - I didn't love it, but I wasn't really paying attention. I should give it another go I suppose. The soundtrack's ace but all the HIP dialogue and slang got on my nerves after a while. |
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Post by obeseguy on May 12, 2008 23:06:18 GMT
The Phantom of the Opera.
I am so easily entertained. I mean, really, really easily. So I can sit through terrible films and still kind of like them. But this. This just took the piss.
WHAT. It's god fucking awful. "Oh but the musical is amazing!" I don't care! Also I don't believe that.
It's just so terrible.
It makes me angry, in that kind of desperate, half tearful, half outraged way, like when it's 3am and the nightbuses KEEP driving past you, or when the Government are dicking about with Important Things. Like AAAAAAHHHHHH a small powerless leaf being carried along in a great thundering stream of raw sewage.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2008 23:11:47 GMT
I fucking hated that film too, but I expected to, it's directed by Joel 'Fuckface' Schumacher. The man has never knowingly made a good film.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2008 23:19:19 GMT
Donnie Darko. Like an expensive adaptation of a 15 year olds appalling poetry - with some of the lamest most played out "satire" in the history of Hollywood as an added bonus. Then you probably won't be especially happy that there's a sequel being made. It doesn't warrant or need a sequel at all. All the loose ends were tied up. Stupid people. |
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Post by Lauren on May 13, 2008 0:52:28 GMT
I agree with The Notebook. I was at a friend's house and was outvoted 4-1 so we ended up watching The Notebook. To make it worse, when it was over, they turned to me with their tear stained faces and asked why I wasn't crying, like I was some heartless thing.
Another movie that springs to mind is Chocolat. Not the one that everyone goes nuts over but the Claire Denis one. It was hard enough to sit through it the first time.
Oh, and every single romantic comedy I was ever forced to watch ever.
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Post by .emzz. on May 19, 2008 23:21:21 GMT
The Notebook. I would sooner gouge out my eyes. well i'm glad i'm not the only one |
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Post by .emzz. on May 19, 2008 23:24:40 GMT
i would never want to see THE WICKERMAN ever ever again, nicholas cage
should be cast out of the universe
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Post by blair on May 19, 2008 23:55:42 GMT
Pretty much every film I see isn't worth a second viewing.
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