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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Jul 2, 2009 21:09:09 GMT
This band I saw when I was about 13 (in my pop-punk phase ) called 'One Day Life' had the line "It's not about the name of the boy on your arm or the name of the band on your t-shirt" which I used to think was so cool.Also, Depeche Mode's 'Never Let Me Down Again' contains the gem "Promises me I'm as safe as houses/As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers" which is amusing purely the fact that 'Trousers' is said in an awkward way to make it rhyme with 'houses'. I love DM but that line makes me cackle madly.
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datura
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Get out of my garden!
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Post by datura on Jul 16, 2009 14:29:56 GMT
Theatre of Tragedy (great band!) has a quite decent song called Image:
"You act a pansy, pushover Do live your fancy, go lower Who is that, someone says your name You seem chancy, moreover"
and
"You are the anti-fashion statement In your blue suit and orange pullover You look like my old dog Rover"
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Post by Xteenuh on Jul 16, 2009 17:58:24 GMT
Black dress with the tights underneath I've got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth And she's an actress, but she ain't got no need She's got money from her parents in a trust fund back East
T-t-t-tongues Always pressed to your cheek While my tongue is on the inside of some other girl's teeth And tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian and I AIN'T FUCKIN' SCARED OF HIM
She wants to touch me whoa oh She wants to love me whoa oh She'll never leave me whoa oh, oh oh oh ohh DON'T TRUST A HO! NEVER TRUST A HO! WON'T TRUST A HO 'CAUSE A HO WON'T TRUST ME!!!!
3oh!3 cracks me up so bad.
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Post by sarah on Jul 16, 2009 18:32:42 GMT
hahaha HAHAH WHAT IS THAT
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Post by Xteenuh on Jul 16, 2009 18:55:24 GMT
BEHOLD:
THIS IS WHAT THAT IS.
Wait til about 2:03 and you'll get to the best part of the lyrics.
My friend and I do a pretty awesome cover of this song, we sang it last night to his cousins that I've never met before.
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Post by victorinox on Jul 17, 2009 1:25:35 GMT
^ rofl exalt.
SHUSH GIRL, SHUT YOUR LIPS DO THE HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS
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Post by voilathestars on Aug 16, 2009 18:32:07 GMT
I wish I had a parachute cuz I'm falling bad for you And I can see the ground approaching now But I'm not sure what to do I feel like a pinata once you take a swing at me If you could just crack the shell open I think inside you would find something sweet. And I hear you like a hunter now, your footsteps in the leaves And I would gladly leave my hiding place So I'm hoping to be seen. So let your arrow fly And see I'm well within your aim And lay your traps for a thousand miles And please don't let me escape. Winter came to Omaha and left us looking like a bride A million perfect snowflakes now And no two are alike And so it's hard for me imagining flaws in this design I know debris, it covers everything But still I am in love with this life. Yeah Conor Oberst is blates the new Dylan. In much the same way the poetry I wrote at 14 made me the new Ezra Pound. I love Bright Eyes, but can't stand that song because of the lyrics. Even his lyrics from when he was a young boy was better than that!
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Post by voilathestars on Aug 16, 2009 19:04:51 GMT
"Are we human, or are we dancer?" I do love The Killers, but that annoys me on many levels. Oh I'm not the only one! That annoys me too...
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Post by naaaat on Aug 19, 2009 17:15:15 GMT
BAAAAAAAD lyrics: Let's have some fun, this beat is sick, i wanna take a ride on your disco sick - lady gaga. OH DEAR. My friend downloaded the album. OH DEAR. This song was sort of like the theme song for one of the German channels so it was on ALL the time, just NO! Also there was this other song that came on the radio over there by Rob Thomas or someone, and part of it went: "She sits up in bed and rubs her eyes, Says 'Ain't it funny how the night can make you blind?'" Er, OK then...
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Post by fauxredhead on Aug 21, 2009 5:11:33 GMT
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Post by nerdmissile on Aug 21, 2009 10:46:24 GMT
Also there was this other song that came on the radio over there by Rob Thomas or someone, and part of it went: "She sits up in bed and rubs her eyes, Says 'Ain't it funny how the night can make you blind?'" Er, OK then... Ew. Yeah. I hate lyrics containing preposterous navel-gazey dialogue that nobody would ever say. Well. Maybe if the next lyric was a standard, "and then I punched her in the face". Also, when people talk about drinking whiskey/cheap wine. I don't know why it irritates me so much. OMG, you big drunken bohemian, well done.
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Post by naaaat on Aug 21, 2009 13:16:59 GMT
Well. Maybe if the next lyric was a standard, "and then I punched her in the face". nerdmissile, EXALT for that; that made me laugh ;D
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Post by Ana on Aug 21, 2009 20:44:47 GMT
But I wish it was me you chose I wish it was me you chose I wish it was me you chose I wish it was me you chose cause Elvis ain't dead and you're coming back and Elvis ain't dead and you're coming back Oh
WHAT AND EW AND I THINK I JUST VOMMED
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Aug 22, 2009 14:13:57 GMT
But I wish it was me you chose I wish it was me you chose I wish it was me you chose I wish it was me you chose cause Elvis ain't dead and you're coming back and Elvis ain't dead and you're coming back Oh WHAT AND EW AND I THINK I JUST VOMMED SCOUTING FOR FUCKING GIRLS LISTEN TO ONE SONG FOR AN HOUR, THERE'S THE ALBUM I HATE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Also We Butter The Bread With Butter is one of the worst band names I've ever heard. Sadly, I like them.
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Oct 12, 2009 21:35:31 GMT
Sorry for the double post/bumping etc but:
"You have a pussy, I have a dick, so what's the problem? Let's do it quick"
Is so awfully funny it has to be shared.
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Post by thornyking on Oct 13, 2009 23:23:18 GMT
I once heard this funk song on public radio telling of a "born again dragster". It talked about how God wanted him to race, etc. It was hideous and I can't find the lyrics on google.
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Post by katrick on Oct 14, 2009 18:20:15 GMT
Kate Nash:
"You must eat so many lemons, cos you are so bittaaah I said I'd rather be with your friends mate, cos they are much fittaaaaaaaaah"
And on that bombshell...
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Post by nerdmissile on Oct 25, 2009 21:20:37 GMT
BIRTH. DAY. SEX. BIRTH. DAY. SEX. First I'm gonna take a dive into the water deep until I know I pleased that body Or girl without a broom I might just sweep you off your feet
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Heard this in a burger bar in Sweden. Looked at Nils in horror.
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Oct 25, 2009 21:23:34 GMT
And I spoke in falsetto
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Post by idreamofcherrypies on Nov 22, 2009 13:52:02 GMT
Hahaha really enjoyed reading this thread! Not sure how welcome I am though, since I really like Lady Gaga and Kate Nash Firstly I think with Kate Nash you have to know that she's not even trying to be clever or deep or anything. I like to think of her as sort of what would happen if Michael Rosen had a sex change, a keyboard and a scene kid audience. That said 'You've gone and got sick on my trainers' and 'Why you being a dickhead for?' are atrocious and all the irony and self-parodyness in the world still don't excuse that. My own contributions are: Nellie McKay - Livin' "Oh, livin's a buch of shit Shittin's a part of livin' Fartin's a friend of shittin', aye, and so we carry on Bring me a clarinet Get me a big brown derby Buy me a lie a whale wide and sing a winter song " I mean this from the woman that's given us lyrical masterpieces like Mother Of Pearl, Identity Theft and Sari, it's just a shame and a letdown really. And this from Chipmunk, the most badass sixth-former around. Apologies for the awful spelling and stuff, I copied and pasted off a site where it was clearly a fan that took trouble to do it as close to the sound as possible. "Dear, I love music baby there goes the kiss because shes my lady but everybody wants to try me lately So Im eazin of the bus n peddle biking lately see music it brings me haters haters got wifeys they bring me papers And the mummys do love these MC so the apple doesnt fall to far from the tree im movin up so im celebratin the girls of the brain but im educated thanks for always im elevatin so me n roll hype get segregating I live a love with a best its blatent ma watch sed ther aint time for haters So if u look for trouble no i aint into that im just a cool dude out for papers Ah haaah My names chip diddy chip I dont ever tolerate lip diddy lip I dont play around im just trying to do ma music but say the wrong thing n i'l flip diddy flip some say its luck but i dont give a ... wave to ma haters like see you at the top im the best in the bizz rite next to the kid everybody say ma name now Chip Diddy Chip" REALLY?? And who are these wifeys that bring him papers? What papers? I don't even understand half the song.
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