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Post by stationtostation on Feb 21, 2008 12:21:32 GMT
Post the most cringesome lyrics you've ever heard, personally I find it more interesting to pin point the lyrical atrocities of "credible" artists than the more obvious shitty lyrics you find in say mainstream pop etc.
To start I give you this pearl from Billy Brag "Just because your gay/I won't turn you away/hey! if you stick around/I'm sure we could find some common ground" Enough to make even the most hardened PC liberal consider a subscription to the Daily Mail..
From The Manic Street Preachers You Love Us "Parliaments a fake life saver/you better wake up and smell the real flavour (or is is FLAVA?)" even as a besotted 14 year old this made me wince. The Manics to be fair had some good lyrics but they are also a treasure trove of awful ones. "God is dead/just like Nietzsche said" and "collapsing like twin towers/falling like April showers" really worthy of Adrian Mole.
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Post by tombland on Feb 21, 2008 12:26:28 GMT
I'm sure I can think of dozens for this but my mind escapes me currently. Good thread.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Feb 21, 2008 12:27:48 GMT
I think "I was once a boy/Until I cut my penis off" is terribly adolescent and clumsy.
Eminem - "You make my pee-pee go/'Doing-doing-doing'"
Maybe you just can't write songs about penises without them being awful.
There's a Shakira lyric which is something like "I would move to a third world country for you"
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Post by stationtostation on Feb 21, 2008 12:33:29 GMT
My most hated Patrick lyric is "A boy like me/should shut those books and join the army" so adolescent/"outsider" cliche it put me off Patrick for ages. Second song I heard when my friend put it on a mixtape for me alongside Pigeon Song which I loved.
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Post by tombland on Feb 21, 2008 12:36:49 GMT
Okay, I love A Silver Mt Zion. And though some lyrics are a bit stereotypically "yuhhh, capitalism is like.... crap n stuff", they are generally quite well put together. Apart from one song in particular from the new album. It's called "1 000 000 Died To Make This Sound", which is a bad start. It includes such atrocities as: "One million died to make this sound Your band Your band is bland Your band is bland ambition"
and then this:
"I.S.P. - N.S.A. - C.C.T.V. - D.O.D. - D.O.J. - D.O.C. I.D.F. - A.O.L. - A.I.P.A.C. - I.E.D - S.U.V. - MP3 I.S.P. - N.S.A. - C.C.T.V. - D.O.D. - D.O.J. - D.O.C. I.D.F. - A.O.L. - A.I.P.A.C. - I.E.D - S.U.V. - MP3...
One million died to make this sound" Which is pretty much word for word stolen from Nathan Barley's rap at the Trashbat party. Unfortunately it's sang in such a way that it sounds like Efrim is singing actual words. But listen closely...
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Post by stationtostation on Feb 21, 2008 12:43:52 GMT
I wish I had a parachute cuz I'm falling bad for you And I can see the ground approaching now But I'm not sure what to do I feel like a pinata once you take a swing at me If you could just crack the shell open I think inside you would find something sweet.
And I hear you like a hunter now, your footsteps in the leaves And I would gladly leave my hiding place So I'm hoping to be seen. So let your arrow fly And see I'm well within your aim And lay your traps for a thousand miles And please don't let me escape.
Winter came to Omaha and left us looking like a bride A million perfect snowflakes now And no two are alike And so it's hard for me imagining flaws in this design I know debris, it covers everything But still I am in love with this life.
Yeah Conor Oberst is blates the new Dylan. In much the same way the poetry I wrote at 14 made me the new Ezra Pound.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Feb 21, 2008 12:45:33 GMT
I think I love this thread.
There's a local band who are quite good but as my mother put it "the lyrics made me lose the will to live"
"There was a boy who ate the world/He didn't like it much/But he ate it in one bite"
That song also features a girl with no legs and a boy with no brain.
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Post by tombland on Feb 21, 2008 12:46:24 GMT
I wish I had a parachute cuz I'm falling bad for you And I can see the ground approaching now But I'm not sure what to do I feel like a pinata once you take a swing at me If you could just crack the shell open I think inside you would find something sweet. And I hear you like a hunter now, your footsteps in the leaves And I would gladly leave my hiding place So I'm hoping to be seen. So let your arrow fly And see I'm well within your aim And lay your traps for a thousand miles And please don't let me escape. Winter came to Omaha and left us looking like a bride A million perfect snowflakes now And no two are alike And so it's hard for me imagining flaws in this design I know debris, it covers everything But still I am in love with this life. Yeah Conor Oberst is blates the new Dylan. In much the same way the poetry I wrote at 14 made me the new Ezra Pound. Yup, i despise that song beyond all comprehension. Though being quite a fan of Bright Eyes
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Post by abolishconfusion on Feb 21, 2008 12:47:45 GMT
Some Bright Eyes lyrics are ok, some are dire.
"Trashbat is... A night down the pub with your mates and it's fucking mental A move from a pub to a club for some awesome sounds Chopping the chalk out on the cistern Snouting it up and FUCKING THE SYSTEM
So say Brother Nathan
A taxi home with a bird who's been hitting on you like some industrial hammer You're stroking her tits, tending the garden Giving the taxi driver a hard on
Now back home, fingers roam Fat reggae on the decks and you're feeling the foam Trasbat says nice and gently, easy as you park the Bentley
So say Brother Nathan
Bring it down
Trashbat is Two people leaping from the Twin Towers But they are fucking on the way down
Trashbat is not George Bush - take a smack in the mush You're the President Evil, the Resident Weasel, the axis of diesel Fuck Enron - fuck Enron - Fuck Enron cos it's fucking wrong
So say Brother Nathan
Trashbat is - a 9/11 of the mind - believe the CLEVER-lution"
Awful, but I fucking LOVE it.
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Post by tombland on Feb 21, 2008 12:49:20 GMT
Does it still count if it's meant to be awful?
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Post by abolishconfusion on Feb 21, 2008 12:54:02 GMT
Awful is awful is awful. The cunnilingus themed rapping is worse though.
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Post by tombland on Feb 21, 2008 12:55:40 GMT
I guess, but it's just not as fun
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Post by stationtostation on Feb 21, 2008 13:12:54 GMT
Awful is awful is awful. The cunnilingus themed rapping is worse though. But it's genius, awful is when you set out to do something and fail. Like if that had been terminally unfunny or missed the mark of what it was tying to satirise I would consider putting it in this thread. But the English language is all subjective blah blah. Anyway sorry for the pedantry, I enjoyed the Gertrude Steinism there.. Anyway if were putting comedy songs on here I'm reaching for the Anal Cu nt..
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Post by admin on Feb 21, 2008 14:41:03 GMT
I think "I was once a boy/Until I cut my penis off" is terribly adolescent and clumsy. Side effect of him being a clumsy adolescent when he wrote it, I imagine. Cheerio, Michael. xxx
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Post by Carniche on Feb 21, 2008 15:33:05 GMT
I don't think I could slag any Oberst lyrics he's amazing and it could be 'bad' for him but it wouldn't be compared to most people.
I dislike the Libs line "I get along just singing my song"---just don't like it.
Hmm, other than that Kate Nash's entire works and all that rubbish. It's hard to think of credible artists with bad lyrics. U2 are partly credible (even if I hate every song they've made, virtually) I'd assume I don't like their lyrics!
There's a Willy Mason line I really dislike but I can't think of it off the top of my head. Irritating.
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Post by tombland on Feb 21, 2008 15:34:39 GMT
Sorry, but most of Conor Oberst's lyrics are wank. Just happens that Theme to Pinata are so dire that they stand out. It's like a turd in a sea of mud.
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Post by stationtostation on Feb 21, 2008 15:40:20 GMT
I don't think I could slag any Oberst lyrics he's amazing and it could be 'bad' for him but it wouldn't be compared to most people. If this was true I would consider abolishing the English language.
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Post by Carniche on Feb 21, 2008 15:41:50 GMT
I don't think I could slag any Oberst lyrics he's amazing and it could be 'bad' for him but it wouldn't be compared to most people. If this was true I would consider abolishing the English language. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! What I said is totally subjective, I realise. It's my opinion and in accordance with my personal taste. It's hard to detach his voice from his lyrics actually, so it's also hard to really contemplate saying which ones are bad. It's not really just the lyrics anyway, if someone changes their tone and pitch they can make 'shit' lyrics sound interesting and make them seem to be so purpose. I don't quite understand why you would considering abolishing the language because I like Conor Oberst's lyrics.
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Post by mimicry on Feb 21, 2008 18:38:24 GMT
Josh/hyperbole OTP <3
But anyway, my favorite couplet of bad lyricism is from the Shangri-Las, "Leader of the Pack":
they told me he was bad / but I knew he was sad
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Post by stationtostation on Feb 21, 2008 19:06:16 GMT
Josh/hyperbole OTP <3 But anyway, my favorite couplet of bad lyricism is from the Shangri-Las, "Leader of the Pack": they told me he was bad / but I knew he was sadHa! Oh glorious subjectivity. I actually love that lyric and find it possibly the high point of a great tune. Sometimes simple lyrics are the most effective (see most of the lyrics to Pet Sounds) and I find that line and the way it's delivered pretty much paints the picture of the tormented bad boy archetype in question perfectly.
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