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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 7:58:44 GMT
AS I WAS EATING A ROAST
by Tesla, aka Alicia, aka the renowned non-follower of Buddha who lacks insight into reality.
(Buddha. Not Alicia.)
As I was eating a roast,
I realized that my 1000th post,
was going to be quite plain.
I came to the conclusion,
That I would cause confusion,
By turning my 1000th post,
Into something very inane. Thus was spawned Your Mom:  I would like to cordially point out that Josh is witty, Ceylan is lovely and has a voice that could tempt angels from Heaven just to hear, Sophie is fantastically arty and entertaining(though she doesn't really know me), Jay doesn't like odd numbers except for a few, youwantthis is just awesome, Luke is a good husband, Seb(ra) is rather entrancing, Joeb is gone will be missed, Lauren(folklaure) is delightfully strange, Melba is someone I envy, karatepop is cool, Meryl is wonderful and amusing, and everyone else who should also be in this list also receives a cool adjective to make up for my apparent memory loss. *P.S. The above image is not meant to insult your biological, foster, or any other kind of mother. It is literally named, unparaphrased, 'Your Mom'. The above image must also be credited to the Uncyclopedia, who I have decided to marry in my next life. |
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Post by Lauren on Jun 15, 2007 8:05:09 GMT
This is perhaps the best post ever.
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 9:15:07 GMT
That's perhaps the best compliment ever.
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Post by birdwhistle on Jun 15, 2007 9:43:23 GMT
Well done miss Alicia. I think you're on course for overtaking me, which is a very very good thing indeedindeed. Glad you started posting like a loon rather than just every now and then. You add sparkle!
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 9:46:06 GMT
hahaha, I shall never overtake you! I'll just not post if I come close to over-taking you.... (;
<7 Meryl
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Post by sophie on Jun 15, 2007 9:56:38 GMT
I had a tummy tickle from that post. You also entertain me. ;D I find it funny how arty you all think I am.  Congratulations, pet. I'll post around here more so that we can become some mega-force combination. |
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 9:56:50 GMT
You're awesome, too, annabel. You people need to reply so that I can bash myself over the head for forgetting your names.
(I've already thought of a few I'd forgotten, but I don't want to edit my post because it's so pretty without the 'edited on' line.)
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Post by oldgregg on Jun 15, 2007 10:12:09 GMT
Your poem has made my morning.
(But that face will give me nightmares for life)
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 10:13:25 GMT
hahaha, thank you! (: I'd meant to mention you anyway though, because your posts make me smile. (this was initially to annabel, but thank you to oldgregg as well.)
So do:
Gypsy Queen,
Laura.,
Whatshisname,
Whatshername,
and plenty more whatstheirnames,
because I have a bad memory..
You're all awesome! In your own way. I'm just running out of pretty, pretty adjectives.
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Post by irrelevant on Jun 15, 2007 14:53:50 GMT
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Post by Rebekah on Jun 15, 2007 19:47:51 GMT
That is such a pretty picture.  And a lovely poem! Congrats. |
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Jun 15, 2007 20:35:47 GMT
nice poem, tulsa. you be win.
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 21:25:42 GMT
"As I Was Eating a Roast" Best. Dependent clause. Ever. And since my description is pretty vague, can I just throw everyone else's attractive adjectives in front of my name as well? Also instead of smiting you for Your Mom, I'll just saturate my post from here on out with those cursed ( disyllabic pronunciation plz) emoticons. [emoticons removed for Alicia's mental health]edit: i looked forever for that bastard Hahaha... so you smite me twice(I assume it was you) and then attack me with emoticons?! Why do I always have the vague feeling you're building an army against me? (And thanks, guys. The poem took me a whopping 9 seconds, but I think it was worth it just for the picture at the end.) |
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Jun 15, 2007 21:48:09 GMT
Didn't like the picture.
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 21:49:58 GMT
Weren't meant to.  |
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Jun 15, 2007 22:50:35 GMT
I win!
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 23:01:01 GMT
Josh = Wynne
You = Win
Wait, aren't you supposed to be Fail?
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Jun 15, 2007 23:17:22 GMT
I forgot. I fail fantastically!
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Post by tesla on Jun 15, 2007 23:45:28 GMT
Yes, if anyone can make failing fantastic, it's definitely you!
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Post by Elderberry Fucking Fanta on Jun 15, 2007 23:50:39 GMT
Yes, if anyone can make failing fantastic, it's definitely you! You done puzzled me, Tulsy. |
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