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Post by blake on Jun 20, 2007 20:44:50 GMT
Because seriously I feel like I'm going to pass out from the estrogen fumes up in this shiznit. So here is a thread for MEN to talk about MAN things in a suitably MANLY fashion. BOOZE! FOOTIE! BIRDS! But obviously being a man isn't all shits and giggles riding the banter express all the way to Banterbury to banter it up like a Bantersaurus Rex. Fuck no, being a man=pain! Shaving! (The male menstruation?), having your brain located inbetween your legs, and not being David Tennant are some of the many daily anguishes us real mans men have to suffer daily. But still as James Brown put it, it's a mmaanns worlldd erm.. despite the fact we score lower in exams, theres less of us and we die sooner, but other than that, mans world all the way baby. Oh and lads don't forgot to give your balls a fumble regularly, testicular cancer ain't no laughing matter, just ask Meatloaf in Fight Club.
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Post by resurrectart on Jun 20, 2007 20:45:35 GMT
I have my masculine side, may I join?
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Post by tombland on Jun 20, 2007 20:46:27 GMT
This is a good thread that I wholeheartedly agree with.
I don't drink much lager, though. I'm all about the ciders and ales. Though that could be my heritage...
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Post by blake on Jun 20, 2007 20:47:00 GMT
I have my masculine side, may I join? Are you willing to light one of your own farts?
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Jun 20, 2007 20:47:08 GMT
You're almost as manly as Captain Falcon.
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Post by tombland on Jun 20, 2007 20:48:07 GMT
You're almost as manly as Captain Falcon. That's one of the best posts in this forum.
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Post by resurrectart on Jun 20, 2007 20:48:34 GMT
I have my masculine side, may I join? Are you willing to light one of your own farts? Probably not, no. I can drink like the pros though! Actually, I used to be able to. I'm not making myself sound too masculine, am I? How about liking gay porn? I could be a gay man, eh?
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 20, 2007 20:49:47 GMT
I'm pretty manly. I could be a bloke if I didn't wear so much pink.
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Post by resurrectart on Jun 20, 2007 20:50:45 GMT
Look at this, the chicks are trying to take over his man thread. Poor guy.
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Post by tombland on Jun 20, 2007 20:50:53 GMT
GET OOT OF OUR THREAD!
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Jun 20, 2007 20:51:54 GMT
I'm not a puff. I am a pole-vaulter/ex-gymnast with a desire to crush the balls of my assailants.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 20, 2007 20:52:21 GMT
Hey, we haven't stopped you from being in any threads?
Anyway what are you REALLY going to talk about if we do leave? Knitting?
REAL MEN KNIT.
True fact.
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Post by stentorsrevenge on Jun 20, 2007 20:52:39 GMT
I guess we are intruding. Hmm, we can solve this. Estrogen-fountains, unite!
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 20, 2007 20:52:53 GMT
Oh and booze? that's definately my area of expertise.
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Post by tombland on Jun 20, 2007 20:53:21 GMT
We know our place! And that's in here!
We're gonna talk about booze, footie and birds. Like Josh said.
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Post by blake on Jun 20, 2007 20:53:42 GMT
Yes unless you're the strippers we ordered, out of our thread
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Post by resurrectart on Jun 20, 2007 20:53:50 GMT
Hey, we haven't stopped you from being in any threads? Anyway what are you REALLY going to talk about if we do leave? Knitting? REAL MEN KNIT. True fact. Boys knitting is sexy. Fact.
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Post by Rebekah on Jun 20, 2007 20:58:01 GMT
You guys, I'm actually a 40 year old man. MY LIFE IS SUCH A LIE.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 20, 2007 20:58:10 GMT
Well, I don't like football. I'd rather watch paint dry, then I know what's going on. But I like booze a lot, and I like girls A LOT.
I'm like a bloke, but i have... y'know. Boobs and stuff.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Jun 20, 2007 20:58:41 GMT
Hey, we haven't stopped you from being in any threads? Anyway what are you REALLY going to talk about if we do leave? Knitting? REAL MEN KNIT. True fact. Boys knitting is sexy. Fact. I think Patrick has already proven this.
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