For whoever is planning on episode 2 of Patrick the Period;
this situation has been playing in my head ALL DAY. It's caused me to snicker at bad moments.
Susan: Hmm, I wonder when Patrick will-
*trumpets sound*
Owen Pallett: Hi there, Susan! I'm owen, and I'm going to teach you about your ovarie-
*is smacked by an enormous tampon by Patrick*
Patrick: Back! Back! *smack*
*Owen Pallett dissapears in a poof of smoke*
Susan: Who was that, Patrick?
Patrick: That was Final Fantasy, who teaches about fornication, or as he calls it, 'Fertilization.'
Susan: Is he bad?
Patrick: YES SUSAN. Very, very bad. What did I teach you last month?
Susan: not to eat my-
Patrick: NO susan. The egg must never be fertilized. Remember that.
(Admittedly, I just wanted to stick Owen in there. He'd ply be horrified if he read this. Still, Owen would have one hell of a superhero costume..)