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Post by fabbit on May 30, 2007 19:24:39 GMT
Wow, kate's are kind of odd looking. is that normal? (dont mind me, i dont usually go looking at girls nipples, so i really wouldnt know...)
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Post by Xteenuh on May 30, 2007 19:26:26 GMT
Well, she looks pretty sleazy and disgusting there.
And Meryl, maybe that's the reason why they used red and yellow. Subliminal advertising for McDonalds. "Come... come to McDonald's... come eat out Big Macs and you can look like Beth Ditto... she's the number 1 coolest person ever... come... come... EAT OUR FATTENING FRIES, POPULAR ALTERNATIVE MAGAZINE READERS..."
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Post by 0-0 on May 30, 2007 19:28:18 GMT
Yeuch. That was horrific. Still, I think that everybody can feel a whole lot better about the way that THEY look...
Maybe Joshua'll shuddup about thinking he's fat now. I WON'T BELIEVE YOU UNTIL YOU POSE NUDE ON THE COVER OF NME, JOSH.
I really can't stand that Beth Ditto girl. She's so irritating. Rawr.
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Post by hark on May 30, 2007 19:29:02 GMT
What's wrong with her nipples?! Edit: Kates, I mean. They're maybe a little bit weird, but I wouldn't say they were disgusting or anything like that... And by the way: The places I had to go to see a picture of her topless, urgh
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Post by 0-0 on May 30, 2007 19:30:47 GMT
^ Now THAT'S dedication to the board....
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Post by fabbit on May 30, 2007 19:30:55 GMT
oh, yellow and red together means that you are "in a hurry" and makes you not want to stay and relax. that's why mcdonalds has it, cos its fast food, and if you don't stay, then it means more costumor space and things. bah. maybe NME did it because, they don't want you to look at her? or something? i have no idea who she is, but i find that picture kind of repulsive. not that she's fat, but that she would pose nude on the cover of NME for god sake. and it is obviously airbrushed.
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Post by birdwhistle on May 30, 2007 19:34:07 GMT
I am perturbed by the size of the lip-print on her arse. It generates disturbing imagery, because you know the only thing I can think of with lips that size? CLOWNS.
I'll never sleep again.
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Post by 0-0 on May 30, 2007 19:35:48 GMT
Meryl....marry me. You are so very wise.
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Post by hark on May 30, 2007 19:35:51 GMT
I will make a list for you.
Beth Ditto: -fronts the 7.5/10 band The Gossip -very outspoken -frequently moans about body image and how obesity is not a crime (or something to that effect) -Is generally irritating -frequently strips down to her undies during gigs -over plucks her eyebrows -has a nice voice -is a lesbian -was voted coolest person in last years NME's cool list -insists she has not sold out because of their mild success over here in the UK.
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Post by hark on May 30, 2007 19:36:34 GMT
I am perturbed by the size of the lip-print on her arse. It generates disturbing imagery, because you know the only thing I can think of with lips that size? CLOWNS. I'll never sleep again. ME TOO! Who had to draw it on? It must of been a right pain in the arse (pun totally intended) to get right.
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Post by fabbit on May 30, 2007 19:37:03 GMT
can you be that large without cellulite? god, i weight probably half than she does and sometimes it looks like i have cellulite if i don't work out. if she doesn't have it, i swear, im out for blood.
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Post by youwantthis on May 30, 2007 19:37:06 GMT
The proof is in the pudding (no pun)
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Post by hark on May 30, 2007 19:38:45 GMT
Yeah but there's no show of an un-edited arse/thigh area, thank christ. Everyone knows that's where the cellulite lurks. WATCHING, WAITING.
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Post by fabbit on May 30, 2007 19:39:23 GMT
obesity is a health crime. it can kill you, or help kill you. also! if you are an overweight male, for every 30 pounds you lose, your dick grows one inch. (learnt this from oprah, and it doesn't grow, more of reappears...).
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Post by hark on May 30, 2007 19:40:22 GMT
Surely the penis just looks small because there is such vastness surrounding it?
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Post by fabbit on May 30, 2007 19:41:28 GMT
yes, that too. but according to this doctor on oprah, the fat goes up around it, so that you can't even see that part anymore, and it begins somewhere else. odd.
if you are too fat, can it disappear completely? (*shifty eyes*)
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Post by youwantthis on May 30, 2007 19:41:43 GMT
if you are an overweight male, for every 30 pounds you lose, your dick grows one inch. There you go Joshua, just 150 pounds and you'll be an average male size.
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Post by fabbit on May 30, 2007 19:42:39 GMT
ouch, that was harsh.
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Post by youwantthis on May 30, 2007 19:44:15 GMT
He loves it.
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Post by hark on May 30, 2007 19:44:42 GMT
yes, that too. but according to this doctor on oprah, the fat goes up around it, so that you can't even see that part anymore, and it begins somewhere else. odd. if you are too fat, can it disappear completely? (*shifty eyes*) Under all the fat rolls, probably.
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