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Post by tarantella on May 9, 2010 15:15:38 GMT
^ Welcome to the board, umihana! I invite you to join our discussions of gender and sexuality in the Common Room.
I'm not a mod, but I think it would be best if you refrained from describing your explicit sex dreams about Patrick Wolf here -- it's inappropriate and comes across as disrespectful to Patrick and to us. He doesn't need to know that you fetishize him, and most of the rest of us don't want to read your tmi without at least being warned for it.
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Post by Tellurium on May 9, 2010 16:42:12 GMT
Tara! You're awesome at wording things diplomatically. Kudos.
I've never had a dream about Patrick... but I've had a dream about some of you (sorry if that's creepy! My subconscious does its own thing!) Would those belong in this thread?
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Post by umihana on May 9, 2010 17:30:17 GMT
I'm sorry - I'll delete it
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Post by tarantella on May 9, 2010 20:35:16 GMT
I'm sorry - I'll delete it I didn't mean to drive you off! It's just that there are certain threads where that kind of graphic discussion is more appropriate than others -- we have a lot of underage members, and Patrick Wolf visits this section of the forum as well sometimes. I think we had a more general dream thread too, though I'm not sure where it is now. But yes! You should totally post your dreams about us! ;D
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Post by jay on May 10, 2010 12:24:13 GMT
just wanted to say thanks, tara... exalt. i didn't have time to reply to this yesterday.
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Post by lastgoodbye on May 10, 2010 18:34:07 GMT
^ Welcome to the board, umihana! I invite you to join our discussions of gender and sexuality in the Common Room. I'm not a mod, but I think it would be best if you refrained from describing your explicit sex dreams about Patrick Wolf here I'm so gutted I missed this. Haha, love the way you handled it though, Tara.
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Post by autobusas on May 10, 2010 20:07:41 GMT
I haven't had a dream about Patrick yet. What do you need to do to have a dream about things and people you want to dream about? I remember my dreams very rarely and for a very short time. And if I dream, I dream about school and my classmates and not about musicians or other interesting and important things
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Post by plumsource on May 16, 2010 21:04:08 GMT
Autobusas - my dreams are often about what was on my mind shortly before bed so my tip would be to visit wolfboard before bed!
I had a PW dream last night. Before going to bed, I was doing an essay for college about Equality & Diversity, also was commenting while watching Jools Holland that some of the artists were dull and that they should get patrick on to show em all how to do it.
In my dream, I bumped into Patrick and said I was really excited and couldn't wait for the new album. He didn't say anything, just took my hand and led me through loads of underground corridors. He was wearing a lederhosen & pink & silver sequinned cape combo. A gang of school boys appeared & started shouting homophobic comments and I got really angry and threatened to beat them all up!
Just then we surfaced onto a school, playing field in the dark where there were hundreds of people and Patrick let go of my hand, took a mic and started performing a song off the new album. I remember thinking "I don't think this is the one he was refrring to about channeling the Jackson 5" but the song won absolutely everyone over, even the homophobes who had their hands in the air. I was singing along to it when I got woken up - I was SO gutted, I really tried to go back to the gig but - gah aggghhhhhh! Will have to wait for the real thing.
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Post by Lawrence on May 23, 2010 12:21:06 GMT
i had a wolfboard dream last night involving a certain user. It wasnt sexual or anything, but still it's weird considering i barely know them
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on May 23, 2010 15:30:23 GMT
I'm sorry I'm just so great.
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Post by lastgoodbye on May 23, 2010 18:55:44 GMT
Haha! I never ever have wolfboard dreams I think there should be a seperate thread for them, though, as they're much more interesting than dreams about this lame Patrick Wolf man.
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Post by Lawrence on May 23, 2010 19:37:32 GMT
haha definately! It wasnt specifically a wolfboard dream as such. It was just a dream where I was hanging out with someone who I know barely anything about except what they look like from the Pictures of you thread.
That's really tragic, and sort of shallow. Bad subconcious!
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Post by jay on May 24, 2010 22:45:43 GMT
i dreamt about two former wolfboarders last night but then i don't find this a weird occurrence anymore cos i consider them my close friends as opposed to ~people off t'internet~.
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Post by louisexpw on May 30, 2010 20:44:25 GMT
A couple of days before he said he was gonna be playing at The Big Chill Festival, I had a dream last night that Patrick was gonna do another Palladium ut as like the 'opening' of the Conquer, and I was deciding who I was gonna take with me, then I woke up, I was dissapointed
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Post by Rhiflect on May 30, 2010 21:25:35 GMT
Boo sucks I had a dream my biology textbook said that Patrick invented the ukelele. Hm.
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Post by sueme on Jun 2, 2010 20:32:41 GMT
I'm trying to recover the Patrick-bits from the fuzzy dream I had last night. First we were in some kind of living room and Patrick was playing and singing on the piano. I asked him whether he wanted to watch that new movie with me that was on TV. It was some kind of documentary on the war in Afghanistan directed by Tori Amos. He didn't want to see it, I only heard later on that there was an "happy end" for Germany (whatever that's supposed to mean). Then Patrick was having dinner with my family and me and he had his girlfriend with him which was jadeface. We were talking about something and suddenly jadeface had turned into my sister. She then gave him some decoration telling him that it was a selfish present from her since they were moving in together and she wanted to have it in their new apartment. I only remember being shocked at these news and yes, I was jealous...
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Post by wakefromthysleep on Jun 2, 2010 22:18:01 GMT
he had his girlfriend with him which was jadeface. LOL the wolfboard seems to interfere in our dreams a lot.
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Post by vultures on Jun 10, 2010 11:17:35 GMT
Oh no i'm a repeat of umihana but i won't go into details x
I missed a wolfy show that happened and no one told me and i was like WHAT? so he came to my house & we had intercourse
LOL!
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Jun 12, 2010 10:38:58 GMT
did you use the magic position
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Post by wanderer on Jun 26, 2010 12:48:27 GMT
My mum had a dream about Patrick Wolf! She said we’d gone to a gig of his in a big stadium; were at the back, yet my uncle was down the front and super-excited. In this dream he was weirdly obsessive about Patrick Wolf, very different from normal, football-playing uncle of real life. At one point the got so excited he was sick. On Patrick.
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