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Post by jadeface on Oct 30, 2009 17:03:33 GMT
I think that butterfly looks pretty. Why's it eating some sand then?
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Post by nerdmissile on Oct 31, 2009 17:03:25 GMT
Come on Australians. You guys could clearly kick this one out of the ballpark with your fucking Disneyland parade of venomous snakes and whatnot!
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Post by mimicry on Oct 31, 2009 23:23:59 GMT
Come on Australians. You guys could clearly kick this one out of the ballpark with your fucking Disneyland parade of venomous snakes and whatnot! Yes. Everything in Australia is poisonous. Poisonous or a former prisoner. Here we just have skunks. They're cute, but drunk people always run at them and then it smells like skunk for a day. In summer there are jellyfish, but they're mild. Years ago my aunt had a bobcat sleeping on her front porch for about a day. It's the best excuse she's used to call out of work. |
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Post by nouveau on Nov 1, 2009 2:42:01 GMT
Rats and Pigeons and Foxes, every other animal in London is dead and wrapped in cellophane.
I miss living in South Africa, you had to check your shoes each morning to check that scorpions hadn't crawled into them in over night.
Those were the days..
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Post by ayla on Nov 1, 2009 23:04:04 GMT
Dogs, cause they can smell how much I hate them.
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Post by vultures on Nov 2, 2009 14:29:01 GMT
My spazzy dog!!  |
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Post by Ana on Nov 2, 2009 19:25:51 GMT
WASPS OH GOD NO
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Post by Alicia Marie on Nov 2, 2009 19:54:07 GMT
* spiders
* bees
* fruit flies
* my cat
* the neighbor's cat
* ...cats in general, really
* indeed moths
* butterflies too
* spiders
* clowns. i'm convinced.
* spiders
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Post by obeseguy on Nov 5, 2009 22:15:01 GMT
PEOPLE. I regularly get people harming or very nearly harming me, in fact on an almost daily basis, intentionally and unintentionally. Sometimes they try to chat me up whilst doing so. True story.
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Post by nerdmissile on Nov 8, 2009 21:36:02 GMT
Ladybirds. The evil ladybirds have come. There was some kind of article on this in the Metro or something that I ignored and HOW I WISH I HADN'T. There may have been tips for surviving the ladypocalypse, and not the cool riot-grrrl kinda ladypocalypse. Three ladybird attacks in the last week. It's over, you guys.
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Post by mimicry on Nov 8, 2009 22:07:16 GMT
But they are helpful and have polka dots and you make wishes on them! They're twee as fuck.
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 8, 2009 22:26:37 GMT
One landed on my book whilst i was working! I just looked at my book and there it was, it was so bizarre.
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Post by husbandwifeheroin on Nov 8, 2009 22:42:42 GMT
years ago, two mated on my arm. it was horrid, and gooey.
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Post by newslang on Nov 9, 2009 1:30:52 GMT
CANADA GEESE!!!
I was on my way home and I had to walk by a lawn full of them and they were quite close to the sidewalk and as I went by they all raised their heads and long necks and stared like they were ready to attack if I made a wrong move. The main problem, like pigeons, is that they are not afraid of humans. Unlike pigeons, though, they are about the same size as I am. (well, maybe not, but they're pretty big!)
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 9, 2009 16:41:00 GMT
i watched cat dancers on 4od earlier. scared me. Omgosh i watched that! You are the only other person I know who watched it! It was really bizarre and really, really sad.. |
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Post by Radio_Dance on Nov 9, 2009 18:03:07 GMT
Squirrels.
Now, I only realised recently that squirrels CAN bite you.
but ever since a certain Amandah From Operator Please (a band) got bitten I've been scared about it.
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Post by katrick on Nov 9, 2009 19:05:48 GMT
You know how swans always look all serene and pretty, but then you see them on You've Been Framed and they're chewing someone's face off or chasing some gal in a wedding dress...?
And also ladybirds, lord help me yes! I got bitten on the neck by a ladybird on my way home from school last year. I didn't even know they could bite! And I hate when they fly. Nasty little f*ckers...
x
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Post by 'm a fragment, but that's okay on Nov 28, 2009 0:11:51 GMT
My eyes are pretty shit anyway, but I'm sooo night-blind - really can't see a thing!
unfortunately i cross a lot of dark paths in this city and can't resist doing it in every strange place, too. "Oh, look! A dark alley! lets go there!" and off i am, thinking about the strangest creatures being around. And seeing nothing in the dark helps alot as you suddenly can see movements which aren't really there; it's just because they fit so awefully well to whatever you're about to imagine.
It's no specific idea of something, it's just that there could be comething I don't know, nobody knows so far. just something that there isn't really. Does this count, too? It's always awefully scary for me.
However, I think i must like the thrill...
oh,
do you know the townhall in lovely ol' birmingham? On the right of it there is this little alley between the hall and some other building.
Go there in the night or eveing! There are these noises, oh, my! They are so strange and bizarre... It's a tape as you'll easily find out, it's the sounds of animals, but you just can't figure out what's done to these poor beasts. And you don't really wanna know, too. It's just so odd and scary.
hah, i want a neighbour like that!
IT#s a pity i got to find out what it all is about... ' was such a lovely mysterium before.
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Post by Ana on Nov 29, 2009 12:30:28 GMT
dogs. all dogs are out to get me and harm me and jump at my neck and maul to death.
even my friend sam's chihuahua Prince, who is the smallest dog in the world gives me that look that says "i really am going to hunt you down and kill you in your sleep, i can smell your fear, i can smell it and it smells delicious now hold still whilst i bite your eyes out"
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Post by Gladiolus on Nov 29, 2009 20:28:41 GMT
bakeries on my way to school
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