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Post by newslang on Nov 23, 2007 6:44:58 GMT
I think we should write Haikus. I've become quite fond of them lately. For example:
Folks of the Wolfboard Haikus are much fun to write Also, they waste time.
See?! EASY!
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Post by Lauren on Nov 23, 2007 14:49:00 GMT
I often wonder If life is more beautiful In the haiku form
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Post by pavlovsdaughter on Nov 23, 2007 16:19:12 GMT
Oh humble holepunch Of novelty winter shapes Makes happy paper
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Post by lltoastll on Nov 23, 2007 16:51:50 GMT
Oh my dear essay Will you ever get written Computer says no
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Post by bridgetbegins on Nov 23, 2007 17:00:39 GMT
crying puppy sings from upstairs, sounds of woe and misery echo
vet says, put a clock by her side and it will soothe the sounds continue
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Post by jay on Nov 23, 2007 17:36:01 GMT
when you place fingers beneath my chin and whisper 'hey': i love you so
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Post by Rhiflect on Nov 23, 2007 18:52:57 GMT
I can't imagine Your grin being sent my way But sometimes it is
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Post by cheshire on Nov 23, 2007 20:07:09 GMT
for christmas I want; an old pirate telescope they'll give me giftcards
this dark loud music you look like an idiot but I want to dance
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 23, 2007 20:29:27 GMT
Oh my dear essay Will you ever get written Computer says no I love it And pavlovsdaughter's one. It's a great thread idea. I tried and failed to express this thought in haiku form, so I gave up...
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Post by lltoastll on Nov 23, 2007 21:30:04 GMT
Save me, oh Save me My essay is still not done It is four thirty
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Post by Lauren on Nov 23, 2007 21:32:58 GMT
Maybe you just need To know the magic words and Then they'll write themselves
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Post by lastgoodbye on Nov 23, 2007 21:59:09 GMT
I've been exalted thank you to the nice person who exalted me
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Post by pigeon song on Nov 23, 2007 22:36:20 GMT
it is getting cold i would like to hibernate but alas no time
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Post by Jam. on Nov 23, 2007 22:37:31 GMT
Oh, how I mourn thee. Where for art thou my true love? Who's tidied my house?!
I need a sit down As I have searched everywhere Alas, there's no tea.
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Post by sarah on Nov 23, 2007 23:04:23 GMT
i am very cold i am not good at haikus dear oh dear oh dear
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Post by bridgetbegins on Nov 24, 2007 3:34:23 GMT
the essay due soon the seven page minimum taunts me at all times
she says- no problem just summarize and explain your reasoning but
the topic scares me chemical digestion- oh! how dare you mock me?
i don't understand all of those cursed secr'tions from the pancreas
and the liver with many metabolic functions- over two hundred
how can it be true? it's just a hunk of vis'ra tri-lobed and pulsing
oh well, tomorrow i'll make a dent, now is time for warm tea and sleep...
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Post by lazy poet on Nov 24, 2007 3:38:04 GMT
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Post by allison on Nov 24, 2007 7:19:44 GMT
i tried and i failed haikus are too constricting fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Post by irrelevant on Nov 24, 2007 9:18:40 GMT
verifying some really god awful haikus is not worth the time
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Post by indiequeen on Nov 24, 2007 9:22:16 GMT
double shots of the old sambuca are evil vomit may occur
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