Post by Lemon Bloody Cola on Dec 9, 2009 10:57:01 GMT
Couldn't give an arse if you tell us what happened or not personally... not one single solitary shit.
Well, that'll hardly suprise anyone coming from me.. and I know Zurich80 is a famed wind up merchent on here.. but Jake do you know how wildy dislikable you come off when you're wound up/defensive on here? I'm sure you're a nice lad, and in fact I was one of the few who liked your posts when you first came here.. but seriously.. Let us calculate the slapability factor in your short post.
1) Stating "you have a life outside of the wolfboard" like this is some sort of achivement/status symbol.. ah! An old staple of internet arguing and one that never gets any less smug and inane. Every.fucking.one has a life outside of wolfboard, every single person who's ever posted here, even AnneYgerne in her glory days. This isn't even all that active a forum these days! If you really had no life outside wolfboard you'd have to be living to the time scale of a pot plant. Much as I'd like to think the Triffids or the plant from Little Shop of Horrors were posting here, it doesn't seem likely.
2) Acting like you're doing everyone a biiig favor by recounting your experiences of meeting Patrick Wolf.. I'm sure lots of people would be passingly interested in your experience... but a bit of perspective eh young Padawan? It's not like Patrick just compared you to the leader of the British National Party or offered to buy you the services of a lady of the night.. you know the type of attention he bestows on his REAL fans.
3) The use of the word "darling".... just no.
Well, that'll hardly suprise anyone coming from me.. and I know Zurich80 is a famed wind up merchent on here.. but Jake do you know how wildy dislikable you come off when you're wound up/defensive on here? I'm sure you're a nice lad, and in fact I was one of the few who liked your posts when you first came here.. but seriously.. Let us calculate the slapability factor in your short post.
1) Stating "you have a life outside of the wolfboard" like this is some sort of achivement/status symbol.. ah! An old staple of internet arguing and one that never gets any less smug and inane. Every.fucking.one has a life outside of wolfboard, every single person who's ever posted here, even AnneYgerne in her glory days. This isn't even all that active a forum these days! If you really had no life outside wolfboard you'd have to be living to the time scale of a pot plant. Much as I'd like to think the Triffids or the plant from Little Shop of Horrors were posting here, it doesn't seem likely.
2) Acting like you're doing everyone a biiig favor by recounting your experiences of meeting Patrick Wolf.. I'm sure lots of people would be passingly interested in your experience... but a bit of perspective eh young Padawan? It's not like Patrick just compared you to the leader of the British National Party or offered to buy you the services of a lady of the night.. you know the type of attention he bestows on his REAL fans.
3) The use of the word "darling".... just no.