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Post by bridgetbegins on Aug 22, 2007 14:09:09 GMT
I'm not...
My first time (with a wonderful girl after three crazy weeks of dating) was horrifically sweet and wonderful and just the slightest bit awkward (and, all together, a bit of a hazy end of the world feeling)... the second, horrible and laughable, the third, way too desperate and sad...
And then, on to sleeping with the platonic friends. My first time with a guy kind of sucked. It wasn't bad, but just... not great. Kind of strange. And then I slept with another girl, and it was fun. But awkward the morning after...
I don't regret it... as long as you're smart about sex, it's just fun.
Protection is so laughable, though. Purchasing/trying to get it out of the package/put it on... makes for a damper on just about everything.
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Post by abolishconfusion on Aug 22, 2007 15:27:06 GMT
I'm a virgin.
(This may be a complete lie.)
Yeah, loss of virginity... I was too young, too drunk, and I'm The Only Gay Eskimo by Tenacious D was playing at the time. Oh the big laughs and hijinks looking back at it. The big laughs and hijinks at the time as well really.
It got better since then though. The sex that is. And the music.
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Post by oldgregg on Aug 22, 2007 16:00:22 GMT
I am. I'm one of those people who kind of treat it as an annoyance, since I don't see it's a big deal to lose, really.
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Post by sarah on Aug 22, 2007 16:07:50 GMT
PAH, you only say this because you are a BIG FILTHY VIRGIN
VIIIIIIIRGIIIIIIIIN
and i am one too
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Post by abolishconfusion on Aug 22, 2007 16:08:24 GMT
My first was an asshole. by the way hi, I'm new, from Israel so do forgive me if the english is shitty. lololololololololololololololol |
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Post by Rhiflect on Aug 22, 2007 16:34:33 GMT
OH NOES!
I CLICKED NO WHEN I MEANT YES!!
ddaammmmiittt...
I always get confused between no, i'm not a virgin and yes i am.
I sometimes think no means 'i am a virgin'
BOOOO...
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Post by indiequeen on Aug 22, 2007 17:21:36 GMT
im completely and utterly not arsed about it whatsoever
sex is not a thing i think about
if i remain a virgin forever i honestly dont care
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Post by abolishconfusion on Aug 22, 2007 17:33:02 GMT
OH NOES! I CLICKED NO WHEN I MEANT YES!! ddaammmmiittt... I always get confused between no, i'm not a virgin and yes i am. I sometimes think no means 'i am a virgin' BOOOO... Probably a good thing you're not having sex if you're unsure about the definition of virgin. |
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Post by abolishconfusion on Aug 22, 2007 17:35:56 GMT
It was with the love of my life (still going out with him. hope to foreveeeer) i was scared. i dont know why, as his dick is smaller than the banana i previously inserted. he lasted about.....35 seconds. it was ....interesting. he still only lasts about a minute. even with durex "performa". they dont work. This is the best post ever. And in my experiance performas work too well. Especially when combined with copious amounts of caffiene. But that is what you get for using condoms that are next to a bed that isn't yours. Confused. And bored. |
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Post by fabbit on Aug 22, 2007 17:43:02 GMT
OH NOES! I CLICKED NO WHEN I MEANT YES!! ddaammmmiittt... I always get confused between no, i'm not a virgin and yes i am. I sometimes think no means 'i am a virgin' BOOOO... Probably a good thing you're not having sex if you're unsure about the definition of virgin. i think she knows exactly what a virgin is or not, but like, she got confused with the english? |
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Post by abolishconfusion on Aug 22, 2007 17:47:38 GMT
Probably a good thing you're not having sex if you're unsure about the definition of virgin. i think she knows exactly what a virgin is or not, but like, she got confused with the english? Yeeeeeeeeees.. I feel misunderstood. |
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Post by fabbit on Aug 22, 2007 18:25:38 GMT
i think she knows exactly what a virgin is or not, but like, she got confused with the english? Yeeeeeeeeees.. I feel misunderstood. tis fine. *pats* you are understood now. or something. |
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Post by allison on Aug 22, 2007 18:39:38 GMT
i'm still not sure when exactly it was that i "officially" lost my virginity.
i say it was age 13 to a girl at this catholic camp for lost children and i thought she was amazing and she showed me all these amazing things, god i was so naive ("you can do what with what now?!" johanna, "yeah, it's totally amazing." half an hour later after the most intense experience of my life up to that point, "wow, that does work!"). but no penises were involved so maybe that doesn't count.
first time with a boy was a few months later (obviously the catholic reform camp didn't work too well), i was soooo drunk it was terrible and i swore off sex until i was married. well that didn't work to well either. but i'm still sort of bitter about sex.
the first time with a boy i loved tragically has yet to happen, in which case maybe i'm still partly a virgin.
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Post by Rebekah on Aug 22, 2007 18:45:47 GMT
I'd really like to be asexual. Just for fun, I looked up " asexuality" on Wikipedia, and this was a fun sentence: " Some speculated fictional asexuals include Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Spock, and The Doctor." Oh, right, and I'm a virgin. |
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Post by blake on Aug 22, 2007 18:55:33 GMT
I lost my virginity to The Buffseeds. I bet no one remembers them. In fact if I hadn't lost my virginity to them neither would I.
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Post by mimicry on Aug 22, 2007 19:16:03 GMT
I'd really like to be asexual. Just for fun, I looked up " asexuality" on Wikipedia, and this was a fun sentence: " Some speculated fictional asexuals include Sherlock Holmes, Mr. Spock, and The Doctor." Oh, right, and I'm a virgin. Sherlock Holmes? Asexual? Not if Watson has anything to say about it. |
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Post by Rebekah on Aug 22, 2007 19:17:05 GMT
Hahahaha. Yes. All of them have supposed pairings, actually. Which makes it funny.
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Post by blake on Aug 22, 2007 19:17:11 GMT
Is The Doctor asexual? I'm sure you'd all be fascinated to read my 3000 word thesis on the subject! ha.
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Post by Rebekah on Aug 22, 2007 19:17:47 GMT
Is The Doctor asexual? I'm sure you'd all be fascinated to read my 3000 word thesis on the subject! ha. Do you really have one? Because I would love that more than anything. |
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Post by mimicry on Aug 22, 2007 19:24:19 GMT
Hahahaha. Yes. All of them have supposed pairings, actually. Which makes it funny. Well Sherlock Holmes spends his time alternatively shooting wax bullets at walls or shooting up with various drugs. Freud at least would have something to say about that. Or to be less subtle, guns = penis syringe = penis and I'm sure there's critical literature about it somewhere. |
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